to tali le

[feodor djerzinski]

to tali le

i´m wrigthing to you from the soviet paradice i´m sitting with beria ,and together we enjoy reading the" noar meretz" forum. it reminds us our youngness when we were censoring all that was not in the party line we thought that this admirable and pretty tradition was lost, but happily the party for a democratic israel, still keep the fire going the party of pluralism and human rights rubs out and censors exactly as we did . we ,also, really congratulate you for your faithful help to all the palestinians democratic movements who fight the zionists and their ignominious dictature i must stop here my letter for Hadj amin el Khusseini is coming and we must have a talk about you and your promotion as an archangel of our Lord ,the well named Lucifer ,the enlightment bringer lovely yours feodortchik

 

[ההוא הדתי]

תגובה להודעה הצינית הזאת...

טוב, אני, כאחד שלא חבר בנוער מרצ (ומחזיק דעות ימניות בעליל) יכול להגיד לך שמה שכתבת לא נכון. אף אחד לא יסבול מצנזורה אם יעמוד בגבולות הטעם הטוב (ולא, גבולות הטעם הטוב לא נקבעות ע"י שום מפלגה) הבעיה של הפורום הזה היא שהוא זוכה לפרובוקטורים ולסתם טיפשים שלא באים לדון אלא לקלל ולהשמיץ מתוך בורות וחוסר ידע מופגן... יותר מזה, הם לא עוצרים להקשיב לתגובות, כי הם באו רק להשמיץ נ.ב כן, הם גם משתמשים בציניות מופגנת.

 

[H.S JonhPaul II]

to my old faithful believer

as a professional i can attest that your own cynism is near to vatican jesuits´ skills. i´m pretty proud of you and of your faithful help to missionary enterprises.we finally will convince that fucking sons of a rabbitch that bloody fucken yids, assholes killers of innocent muslim doves these dirty bugged poisoners of palestinian water, these abortionists of delicate palestinian mothers , to finally join the saint church for the universal redemption by Jesus christ in the good will men union for peace and love . dear noar meretz archibishop Lustiger that fuckenass Jew who became a good christian told me how kindly Mrs shulamit aloni greeted him ,some years ago when he came to holly land,and,that in spite of her sharp antireligious opinions i also will attest to posterity that you are serious like a pope and that humour is essentially based on slight bad taste which makes it funny never rubb out it´s a sin, peculiarly right now saintly yours jonh