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לכל מי שנמאס מהחוקים הרגילים של Catan מצורפת הצעה לשינוי חוקים קל
לכל מי שנמאס מהחוקים הרגילים של Catan מצורפת הצעה לשינוי חוקים קל
THERMONUCLEAR CATAN 1. This is a variant for the unusually popular and addictive game Settlers of Catan. It is designed expressly for those players who are looking for a way to end repetitive playings in their gaming group. 2. All players are armed with a 900 megaton thermonuclear weapon. Each player has one and only one thermonuclear weapon to use during the game. 3. Any player has the option of declaring a thermonuclear strike prior to the conclusion of the first turn of the game. It is considered rude and unlawful play to declare a thermonuclear strike at any other time during the game, but it is still fun. 4. To declare a thermonuclear strike, slam your fist into the center of the playing area while calling out "WHAM!" This simulates the surprise explosion of your thermonuclear weapon. 5. Immediately after declaring the strike, rapidly sweep your arm across the playing area while exclaiming "WOOSH!" Try and knock as many pieces as possible off the table. This simulates the shockwave following the explosion of your thermonuclear weapon. 6. All players are eliminated from the game and the game is now over. This would be a good time to re-suggest the game that you really wanted everyone to play. 7. Unlike most other variants, all players need not agree to use the variant prior to play. Furthermore, all players need not be aware of the variant prior to play. The charm of this variant is that you are expressly permitted to use it unilaterally on unsuspecting players. Just make sure to print out a copy so you can show it to them after you use it. 8. OPTIONAL: NUCLEAR FIRESTORM. If you have a lighter, and the copy of the game does not belong to you, see how many of the components you can ignite before the owner of the game restrains you. This optional rule works most effectiveley when the owner of the game is out of the room and the game room is not equipped with overhead sprinklers. 9. The author disclaims all liability for your use of this variant. Do so at your own risk!
