*sniff*... now.. i`m truly sad... and MAD!
ok....... THIS is the straw that broke the hellspawn`s back... there i was , just wondering about , minding my own buisness , and suddenly , i stumble upon a poke`mon forum.... thinking to myself ``how sad...`` and flaming them a bit , i thought my job for today was done.... and then.. like a diabolic signal of ignorance and plain evil.... i saw those fatal words that threw my body into peril and shock and made my blood boil... those words ... were ``harry potter``.... ok , first , a quick reality check , i am a true famtasy book fan , i`ve read all the classics such as LOTR , DragonLance , a song of fire and ice and more such wonderful books of make belive worlds that eased me from my mudane and ordinary life.... i was happy that way , and everything would seem better and more meaningful after finishing one of them deap , serious , philosophical (yes , philosophical) master pieces..... until i stumbled on the devil`s handy work , the demise of intelligence , the end of fantasy culture..... A.K.A ``harry potter`` , at first it looked innocent enough , another fantasy book amongst the hoards , so , i started to read... and i was appauled.... it was horrifying , it was stupid , it was a mother goose in disguise..... after going halfway through the book , i was ready to brutally murder the person who suggested me reading it , seriously.... the thought that ppl my age , and even ppl whom i thought i knew well , my best friends were to encourage such monstrosity , in MY book , it symbolised the end of everything i had known and loved , as well as making me contemplate on issues such as ``are men really smarter than dogs?`` or , ``do we rule the world , or is it just an enginous plot the dolphins made to kill us all by eliminating our brain cells?`` my findings were NOT encouraging.... to conclude this , i shall put the main idea into words that even harry potter fans will understand if u like it , u have the IQ of brocolli and to finish off , a qoute ``man are sheep`` , true , so true
ok....... THIS is the straw that broke the hellspawn`s back... there i was , just wondering about , minding my own buisness , and suddenly , i stumble upon a poke`mon forum.... thinking to myself ``how sad...`` and flaming them a bit , i thought my job for today was done.... and then.. like a diabolic signal of ignorance and plain evil.... i saw those fatal words that threw my body into peril and shock and made my blood boil... those words ... were ``harry potter``.... ok , first , a quick reality check , i am a true famtasy book fan , i`ve read all the classics such as LOTR , DragonLance , a song of fire and ice and more such wonderful books of make belive worlds that eased me from my mudane and ordinary life.... i was happy that way , and everything would seem better and more meaningful after finishing one of them deap , serious , philosophical (yes , philosophical) master pieces..... until i stumbled on the devil`s handy work , the demise of intelligence , the end of fantasy culture..... A.K.A ``harry potter`` , at first it looked innocent enough , another fantasy book amongst the hoards , so , i started to read... and i was appauled.... it was horrifying , it was stupid , it was a mother goose in disguise..... after going halfway through the book , i was ready to brutally murder the person who suggested me reading it , seriously.... the thought that ppl my age , and even ppl whom i thought i knew well , my best friends were to encourage such monstrosity , in MY book , it symbolised the end of everything i had known and loved , as well as making me contemplate on issues such as ``are men really smarter than dogs?`` or , ``do we rule the world , or is it just an enginous plot the dolphins made to kill us all by eliminating our brain cells?`` my findings were NOT encouraging.... to conclude this , i shall put the main idea into words that even harry potter fans will understand if u like it , u have the IQ of brocolli and to finish off , a qoute ``man are sheep`` , true , so true