origins of dogs and cats
> > THE ORIGIN OF PETS > > A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer > > to > > "Where do pets come from?" > > Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us > > every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is > > difficult for us to remember how much you love us." > > And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be > > with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that > > you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or > > childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as > > you > > are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." > > And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. > > And it was a good animal. > > And God was pleased. > > And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his > > tail. > > And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom > > and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." > > And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a > > reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own > > name, > > and you will call him DOG." > > And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved > > them. > > And they were comforted. > > And God was pleased. > > And Dog was content and wagged his tail. > > After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, > > "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen > > like > > peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed > > taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." > > And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be > > with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will > > remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not > > always > > worthy of adoration." > > And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. > > And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat´s eyes, > > they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. > > And Adam and Eve learned humility. > > And they were greatly improved. > > And God was pleased. > > > > And Dog was happy. > > And Cat didn´t give a shit one way or the other.
> > THE ORIGIN OF PETS > > A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer > > to > > "Where do pets come from?" > > Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us > > every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is > > difficult for us to remember how much you love us." > > And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be > > with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that > > you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or > > childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as > > you > > are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." > > And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. > > And it was a good animal. > > And God was pleased. > > And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his > > tail. > > And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom > > and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." > > And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a > > reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own > > name, > > and you will call him DOG." > > And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved > > them. > > And they were comforted. > > And God was pleased. > > And Dog was content and wagged his tail. > > After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, > > "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen > > like > > peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed > > taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." > > And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be > > with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will > > remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not > > always > > worthy of adoration." > > And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. > > And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat´s eyes, > > they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. > > And Adam and Eve learned humility. > > And they were greatly improved. > > And God was pleased. > > > > And Dog was happy. > > And Cat didn´t give a shit one way or the other.
