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טוב ,בוא נראה ..
יש דבר כזה ''נקודות זיכוי'' .זה אומר שאם הגעת למדרגת מס ,נאמר 50 אלף שקל ,ויש לך 4.25 נקודות זיכוי ,בזמן שכל נקודת זיכוי שווה 178 שקל (למיטב ידיעתי) ,אז תכפול 4.25*178=X ותקבל X מסוים. תוריד את ה50K מהX הזה ותקבל סכום ,את הסכום הזה ,אם עדיין עברת את מדרגות המס - תשלם .אחרת - לא ! בסדר ? שיהיה יום טוב ,גם לך וגם לגאנגבאנג של אחותך !
יש דבר כזה ''נקודות זיכוי'' .זה אומר שאם הגעת למדרגת מס ,נאמר 50 אלף שקל ,ויש לך 4.25 נקודות זיכוי ,בזמן שכל נקודת זיכוי שווה 178 שקל (למיטב ידיעתי) ,אז תכפול 4.25*178=X ותקבל X מסוים. תוריד את ה50K מהX הזה ותקבל סכום ,את הסכום הזה ,אם עדיין עברת את מדרגות המס - תשלם .אחרת - לא ! בסדר ? שיהיה יום טוב ,גם לך וגם לגאנגבאנג של אחותך !
מה לא הבנת ? שאחותך עושה היום גאנג-באנג !?
נניח והגעת למדרגת מס מסוים .בוא נאמר הגעת ל8K בחודש עבודה. לפי מס הכנסה - אתה מחוייב במס מכיוון שעברת את המדרגה ה"מורשית'' .כאן נכנסות נקודות הזיכוי בצורה כזו שתיקח את הסה''כ ותחסיר את זה מהשכר שלך ,אם התוצאה שתקבל עדיין תהיה מעל אותה מדרגה מורשית - אתה תשלם מס הכנסה בהתאם לשכר שלך. נניח קיבלת 8K 4.25*178=756.5 8000-756.5=7243.5 מה שקיבלנו כאן - 7243.5- הוא מעל המכסה ולכן תאלץ לשלם על הסכום הזה מס הכנסה !
נניח והגעת למדרגת מס מסוים .בוא נאמר הגעת ל8K בחודש עבודה. לפי מס הכנסה - אתה מחוייב במס מכיוון שעברת את המדרגה ה"מורשית'' .כאן נכנסות נקודות הזיכוי בצורה כזו שתיקח את הסה''כ ותחסיר את זה מהשכר שלך ,אם התוצאה שתקבל עדיין תהיה מעל אותה מדרגה מורשית - אתה תשלם מס הכנסה בהתאם לשכר שלך. נניח קיבלת 8K 4.25*178=756.5 8000-756.5=7243.5 מה שקיבלנו כאן - 7243.5- הוא מעל המכסה ולכן תאלץ לשלם על הסכום הזה מס הכנסה !
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