emmily plays
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hey im new
but ive got good floyd jokes wanna here them??
but ive got good floyd jokes wanna here them??
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hey im new
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emmily plays
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ok here goes
how manny pf members does it take to screw on a light bulb? a.3of them but some will say its not really a light bulb b/all 5 of them but rick wouldnt help nick will only get in the way syd will be too stoned to do anny thing roger will end up doing the whole thing alone and dave will call him a show off for it dave nick and rick were all killed in an accidentand go to heaven.the guard says"wellcome.heaven is a great pace formusicians. we eaven have a band.elvis is singing jimmy hendrixis playing guitar and roger waters is writing lyriucs"/ "what"said the guys confused"when did roger die?"? ""actually "whispered the guatd"its god he just thinks hes roger waters" roger nick and dave go to heaven and the guard says"to get in youll have to cross this fast flowing rever" they all pass walking a few meters from eachother. nick drowns and dave and roger pass safly/ dave asks guiltiy"u think we should have told him about the stepping stones?" and roger answers confused"what stepping stones?" why did roger finally start playing "dogs"on concert? because after being broken by trained personnel he was tought not to spit at the fans thats about it.i have anothe thing thats a parody on"shine on "realating to daves wheight problom called"dine on u fat ass" if u wish ill post it. bye for now
how manny pf members does it take to screw on a light bulb? a.3of them but some will say its not really a light bulb b/all 5 of them but rick wouldnt help nick will only get in the way syd will be too stoned to do anny thing roger will end up doing the whole thing alone and dave will call him a show off for it dave nick and rick were all killed in an accidentand go to heaven.the guard says"wellcome.heaven is a great pace formusicians. we eaven have a band.elvis is singing jimmy hendrixis playing guitar and roger waters is writing lyriucs"/ "what"said the guys confused"when did roger die?"? ""actually "whispered the guatd"its god he just thinks hes roger waters" roger nick and dave go to heaven and the guard says"to get in youll have to cross this fast flowing rever" they all pass walking a few meters from eachother. nick drowns and dave and roger pass safly/ dave asks guiltiy"u think we should have told him about the stepping stones?" and roger answers confused"what stepping stones?" why did roger finally start playing "dogs"on concert? because after being broken by trained personnel he was tought not to spit at the fans thats about it.i have anothe thing thats a parody on"shine on "realating to daves wheight problom called"dine on u fat ass" if u wish ill post it. bye for now
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חחח... זה עם ווטרס בגן עדן היה אדיר
emmily plays
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sorryw bout that
im at my boyfriends house and the bloody keyboard doesnt have anny hebrew letters hope u forgive me....... when i get home ill write in hebrew. promise!!!!!!!!
im at my boyfriends house and the bloody keyboard doesnt have anny hebrew letters hope u forgive me....... when i get home ill write in hebrew. promise!!!!!!!!
את צוחקת מזה?..חכי חכי..
שמעת את הסוף של..השיר הממש ארוך שאין לי כוח לבדוק מה השם שלו באומג'ומה? כי.. אם לא... אז... רק תקראי פה ותביני..: Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken? ...and the wind cried Mary. זה כל כך בריטי שזה כואב... (את צריכה לשמוע את זה בשביל להבין עד כמה זה... מגניב...)
שמעת את הסוף של..השיר הממש ארוך שאין לי כוח לבדוק מה השם שלו באומג'ומה? כי.. אם לא... אז... רק תקראי פה ותביני..: Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried. The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken? ...and the wind cried Mary. זה כל כך בריטי שזה כואב... (את צריכה לשמוע את זה בשביל להבין עד כמה זה... מגניב...)
וואו זה מזכיר לי ש...
בספר ספרות שלי שנה שעברה, היתה אייזה בלאדה סקוטית שנקראת lord rendell my son וקראתי את זה וזה היה כל כך מגניב! ואני וידיד שלי התחלנו לדקלם בעל פה בתים מהשיר במבטא סקוטי כבד... oh where heve you been lord rendell my son oh where have tou been my bony youge man? i've been tee the wild-wood mither mak' ma bed soon for i'm wirry wi hunting and i fail will lay doon. ק-ו-ר-ע!
בספר ספרות שלי שנה שעברה, היתה אייזה בלאדה סקוטית שנקראת lord rendell my son וקראתי את זה וזה היה כל כך מגניב! ואני וידיד שלי התחלנו לדקלם בעל פה בתים מהשיר במבטא סקוטי כבד... oh where heve you been lord rendell my son oh where have tou been my bony youge man? i've been tee the wild-wood mither mak' ma bed soon for i'm wirry wi hunting and i fail will lay doon. ק-ו-ר-ע!
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