Funny story....

CANADA1979

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Funny story....

Me and my friend went out last night and while waiting in line he said that he has to leave me in line while he's going to meet javier at woodys and bring him over, I got so mad that he is leaving me in line by myself so then he turned around and asked these two guys if they think I am cute and they said yes, so he said, good so now you know people so talk to them till I come back.....It was so funny, I started talking to them and then I was like....wait a second...one of them looks so familiar where do i know him from???? Then I was asking him, do you live in bla bla bla...and he said no,,,,,so then I asked do u live in bla bla bla....he said no.....So I was like, ok so it's not him, so then I said/: so i am assuming you are not from nova scotia either right? But then he said....yes I am..... So then I knew it was him....It was someone that I slept with last year.....how embaressing since he was there with his boyfriend....It was so weired since he is blond,33 from nova scotia and his BF is 21 from Brazil (very cute). So then we were all hanging out together in line and javier and boris came and apprently javier and robert (the one from nova scotia) are neighbours and they know each other.... In the club it started to be even more interesting....both robert and Markus (the brazilian) didn't leave me and robert bought me beer.....Oh I have to mention also that when we were in line me and boris and javier were just making fun of each other....Javier said that I said that I don't want to date latins at all since they are very intense and they fall in love and being dramatic way too fast.... so in the club I don't know what happened but robert and markus started fighting, Markus didn't want robert to smoke and robert smoked a ciggarette and they started fighting and each one of them was telling me what they don't like about the other....I was in the middle and robert told markus that he slept with me and I told robert why the hell did u tell him...I didn't want them to fight and me being in the middle so I tried to bridge between them and make them make up. robert said that I am right about latins and they are totally intense and crazy and then markus told me the opposite about canadians....it was so funny..... Then robert wanted to take a sip from markus's drink but markus didn't let him but then he gave me his drink....I felt so bad.... I told him to stop fighting and if they want I will sleep with both of them so they can stop fighting.... :) So then they kept on fighting and I don't even know how it started but they were just being ridiculous! When we walked home, markus said that he will take his stuff from robert's place and then stay outside till his friend comes...I told him that it is stupid and he shouldn't wait outside for two hours and I think that he should go to robert's place. I didn't know if i should tell him to come and stay with me, I mean it will be too obvious and stupid but i told him to not stay outside and if he really wants then he can come to my place. I really didn't want to be in between this drama but I dind't want him to be stupid and stay outside for two hours till his friend comes home. Anyhow, then I just told him to go to robert's and MArkus asked me for my phone number....I didn't know what to say, I said that he should go now but then he asked me....SO ARE You GIVING ME YOUR NUMBER OR WHAT? so then I gave him my number.... It's so crazy..... I slept with robert and now Markus is asking me for my number....I really don't know what to say..... All of this drama started because boris turned around and told them to keep me company till he comes back....in line robert and markus were still lovers and kissing and being cute but by the end of the night they didn't want to talk to each other and only talked through me....I felt like I am in such a movie......and to think that it all started in a way becuase of me.....because I was there in the wrong time and the wrong place.....hehehehe I didn't know I have such a power!!!!!! I also asked Markus if he knows diego and bruno and carlos (brazilians that I previously dated) and he said he knows some of them.....I said....oh oh!!!!! I guess soon enough I will go through all the brazilians in toronto....I have to say that they are all very beautiful these brazilians.... There is something about them. WEll I guess us israelis are causing problems not only in hotels or other turist places but also in gay bars' lines.... well blame boris for leaving me unattendant alone among gay guys.....hehehehe​
 

eig

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תגיד לי מר בחור,

שמתץ הודעה בפורום או שפתחת פה בלוג ? בהזדמנות הראשונה אני שולח אותך לריקי לייק, למה שרק אנחנו נדע מכל זה, למה שלא כל מובטלות ניו יורק תדענה גם ? (בהומור איש בהומור)
 

CANADA1979

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you're the best

I knew you are going to read it so I was thinking to myself that instead of writing you an email or through MSN it will be easier just to post it here....
Don't you think Toronto is great with all these different people that we meet from all over the world????? Who is it going to be next week.....hehehehe​
 

odedee

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וואו, אתה ממש Calamity Jane!

אז מה, גם בקנדה הקהילה קטנה? מה הסיכוי שתפגוש בטורונטו מישהו שיצאת איתו בנובה סקושה... זה נשמע כמו ערב די מסובך, כזה שאחריו מתמוטטים מחוסר אנרגיות נפשיות, בהחלט סרט. למה לא עזבת אותם כשראית שמתחיל ריב ביניהם? אה, ואני מקווה מאד שלא תעבור את כל הברזילאים בטורונטו...
 

CANADA1979

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well well well

the community here in toronto is really huge and that's why it was surprising to see someone that you know... that guy I met in toronto not in nova scotia, he is from nova scotia though. I couldn't leave them since they got stuck to me and hung out with me and later on when the fight was going on then they only talked through me and not to each other. about the brazilians....too late....I already dated half of them...hhehehe​
 

eig

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אפרופו טורונטו הגדולה

לפני כמעט שנה, מתי שהו בלילה, חזרנו מאיזו הופעה או לא ממש זוכר מה זה היה. נכנסנו לסאבוואי, היה ריק כמובן. ובקרון שהתיישבנו היו אנחנו, ועוד חברוה של איזה שלושה בחורים בצד השני. עד שפתאום אחד מהם נעמד למשמע העברית שלנו, ומסתבר שזה חבר שהיה לי בתיכון (בישראל כמובן) . (הוא הביא לי את מספר הטלפון שלו ועד היום לא צלצלתי - איזה ילד רע) יהיה נחמד צלצל גם אם זה אחרי שנה נכון ?נ
 

itay82

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small world?

well... Between saturday and sunday I was sitting in a bus with a... hmm... friend (should probably call him boyfriend already, been going on for about a month and doesn't seem to end in the near future), and all of a sudden I heard someone screaming my name, and stressing it correctly. Of course, I lifted my head from my half slumber, and who did I see standing before me? Not else than the person I used to hate the MOST in junior high. Only god knows how we recognized each other. The thing was that he actually seemed happe to see me. I was of course very polite and all, trying to be extremely correct and nice, but as soon as he noticed I was a bit more than just "best friends" with the guy sitting next to me, his enthusiasm seemed to cool down a bit and he then asked me with a loathing look upon his face: "ma, ata homo?" and oh well... people do change, or not.
 
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