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A Chinese guy was trying to exchange yuan for > > dollars and he was a little agitated. > > > > He asks the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get > > two hunda yuan for one dolla. Today I get hunda > > eighty. Why it change?" > > The teller says, "Fluctuations." > > > > The Chinese (Asian) guy says, "Fluc you white > > peoples too!" ================================================================== >>A women was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a >>date >>or any sex for over 5 years. >> >> She was afraid she might have something >>wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the >>well >>known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. >> >> Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said 'OK, take off >>all your croase' >> >>The woman did as she was told. >> >> 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room' >>Again the woman did as she was instructed. >>Dr Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery, fass back to me' >> >>As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your problem vewy bad. >>You have Ed >>Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or >>dates' >> >>The woman asked anxiously 'Oh my god, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary >>disease?' >> >> >> >>Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary disease is when >>your >>face look Ed Zachary like your arse'
A Chinese guy was trying to exchange yuan for > > dollars and he was a little agitated. > > > > He asks the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get > > two hunda yuan for one dolla. Today I get hunda > > eighty. Why it change?" > > The teller says, "Fluctuations." > > > > The Chinese (Asian) guy says, "Fluc you white > > peoples too!" ================================================================== >>A women was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a >>date >>or any sex for over 5 years. >> >> She was afraid she might have something >>wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the >>well >>known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang. >> >> Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said 'OK, take off >>all your croase' >> >>The woman did as she was told. >> >> 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room' >>Again the woman did as she was instructed. >>Dr Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery, fass back to me' >> >>As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your problem vewy bad. >>You have Ed >>Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or >>dates' >> >>The woman asked anxiously 'Oh my god, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary >>disease?' >> >> >> >>Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary disease is when >>your >>face look Ed Zachary like your arse'