joelblueyes
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chasidim
Bus from Bney Brak to Jerusalem, nearly full, all chasidim . At last Bney Brak stop, pretty young thing in skimpy outfit boards bus , has to sit next to a chasid . He squirms a while, then reaches into his knapsack and hands her an apple . " What's this?" she inquires . "an apple ." " Why did you give me an apple?" she persists . Because until Eve ate the apple, she didn't realize she was naked!" - - - - The next morning, she again boards the same bus making the same run to Jerusalem . She is better attired, and sits next to the same Chasid, and hands him an apple . What's this? he asks , suspiciously . " An apple" she shoots back. " Why an apple?" he inquires. " Because until Adam ate the apple, he didn't know he had to work for a living”