ARRRRR!!!
fer years and years I bin waitin' fer a pirate to drink with! come, matie, take a swill of grog and i'll tell ye a tale: I sailed with Capt'n Marlin, and the ship was heavy with gold. Aye, matie, yellow, heavy, spanish gold! But the spanish , them scurvy dogs, they came at us with a fleet o' ships to send us to Davy Jon's locker! we blasted them with shot an' shell! an' Cannon Roaring! and in the end with cutlass an' pistol, an' the deck was red with blood! ol' cap'n Marlin danced the last jig that day, matie. an' not a man that didn't weep....