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הנה משהו שראיתי באתר אחר ויש כאן דברים ממש מצחיקים... הורדתי המון ספויילרים וכו' אז מי שרוצה את הגרסה המלאה זה בלינק הזה... מה למדתי מ 24? I've learned you're either DEAD or you're NOT DEAD. There's no such thing as SORTA dead. I've learned that you can have a dull afternoon, but be ready for a wild night. I've learned that so much can happen in 24 hours, as long as you stay awake for all of them. I've learned that having a few extra changes of clothes at the office comes in REALLY handy. I've learned that, truly, every second counts! I've learned it's never too early for vodka. I've learned just because your boss turned off your cell phone, it doesn't mean no one is looking for you. I've learned never, ever, make a friend without a cell phone, and don't leave yours, even for a second. I've learned to listen to my father when he says stay put. I've learned that if you are a CTU agent, be sure you have the day of the California Presidential Primary off. I've learned if your mom parks your car on the edge of a cliff, roll down the window. I've learned if you have your girlfriend alone in a hotel room, make sure all the letter openers are hidden. I've learned LA has no traffic. You can drive all the way across town in four minutes! I've learned if you have amnesia... wait, i forgot that one. I've learned music can sometimes unlock memories, and sometimes it has to be a gun pointed in your face. I've learned you never leave the mole alone in a room to think about things. I've learned you don't give up your gun. I've learned bathrooms are dangerous places. I've learned always meet the parents of your teenage daughter's friends, so that if one day someone claims to be them, you will know they are lying. I've learned when you've been kidnapped, and rescued you NEVER agree to go to a safe house, you stay at the headquarters with the organization's big-wigs so THEY can be in harm's way if anyone tries to attack you. I've learned Saugus must be really easy to reach by freeway. I've learned people are so desperate for an honest politician that an 11th hour confessional press conference can up your votes. I've learned a really bad day can give a blonde wimp the courage to stand up to a snotty little tramp in a jail cell. I've learned that when you get in a police car you never know where you might end up. I've learned that CTU assistants do a lot more than get coffee. I've learned that prison wardens really should put on a flak jacket when their prison is under attack. I've learned that a lot more people speak Serbian in LA than I thought. I've learned that if you take a photographer and a lesbian, you'll soon get sexy results...and soon after that, explosive results! I've learned that amnesia CAN magically appear and disappear with in 3 hours! I've learned That you need to always carry a spare battery for you cell phone with you when you are going to work. I've learned That the name Kim is shorter than Kimmy when being yelled in dangerous situations. I've learned never to trust a waitress. I've learned that Coffel was a good lier, but Jack's seen better. I've learned that its not just Pintos that explode after rolling down hills. I've learned that anyone named Alan is really named Kevin. I've learned if you order a hamburger at that hotel, you just might not get it. I've learned that your boss doesn't always know who is "trustworthy". I've learned that cell phones don't always have to be answered. I've learned that you can pretend to be anyone on a cell phone and long as you keep your responses to one syllable verbal grunts. I've learned that if you see a hot brunett on your intercontinental flight, hitting on a ugly dude and having sex with him in the bathroom... Call your attorney and get your affairs in order that minute - you're about to die in a plane explosion. I've learned that every location has a secret entrance or two. I've learned that those voices that I have always heard in my head - they may be Ira Gaines. I've learned not to wear a red hat in a hotel eating area. It is more than just rude. I've learned to always carry a gun, even if your just the spouse or child of a government official. A lot of bad stuff can happen in a day. I've learned that the government isn't always completely honest and completely forthcoming with information. I've learned that at least 90% of the red cargo vans made by Ford were shipped to LA and are now in the hands of international terrorists. I've learned that if I'm ever in a jail cell, the best way to get released is to yell "bring it on!" at the girl with the nose ring. I've learned that a man with a fluxuating accent can turn one day into hell for a lot of people. I've learned that no matter how many Serbian pyscos you kill, there's always 3 more to kill. I've learned that all the people in my past who hate me will do their best to screw me over or kill me, whichever is easier. I've learned that no matter how I raise my kids, they will always be smarter then Kim Bauer. I've learned that when Plan A doesn't work, you go to Plan B, not Plan A recycled. I've learned that cops in LA will never look for you if you hide UNDER a car. מצטערת אבל לא היה לי כוח לתרגם... ומי שיכול לראות ספוילרים אז שווה להכנס ללינק כי יש שם משפטים קורעים שהוצאתי... אין שם ממש ספוילרים מעונה 2 אבל אם אתם לא רוצים לשמוע כלום על העונה הזו אל תכנסו למרות שגם ככה לפי דעתי הייתם קוראים שורה ופשוט מקשרים לעונה 1 או שלא הייתם מבינים...
הנה משהו שראיתי באתר אחר ויש כאן דברים ממש מצחיקים... הורדתי המון ספויילרים וכו' אז מי שרוצה את הגרסה המלאה זה בלינק הזה... מה למדתי מ 24? I've learned you're either DEAD or you're NOT DEAD. There's no such thing as SORTA dead. I've learned that you can have a dull afternoon, but be ready for a wild night. I've learned that so much can happen in 24 hours, as long as you stay awake for all of them. I've learned that having a few extra changes of clothes at the office comes in REALLY handy. I've learned that, truly, every second counts! I've learned it's never too early for vodka. I've learned just because your boss turned off your cell phone, it doesn't mean no one is looking for you. I've learned never, ever, make a friend without a cell phone, and don't leave yours, even for a second. I've learned to listen to my father when he says stay put. I've learned that if you are a CTU agent, be sure you have the day of the California Presidential Primary off. I've learned if your mom parks your car on the edge of a cliff, roll down the window. I've learned if you have your girlfriend alone in a hotel room, make sure all the letter openers are hidden. I've learned LA has no traffic. You can drive all the way across town in four minutes! I've learned if you have amnesia... wait, i forgot that one. I've learned music can sometimes unlock memories, and sometimes it has to be a gun pointed in your face. I've learned you never leave the mole alone in a room to think about things. I've learned you don't give up your gun. I've learned bathrooms are dangerous places. I've learned always meet the parents of your teenage daughter's friends, so that if one day someone claims to be them, you will know they are lying. I've learned when you've been kidnapped, and rescued you NEVER agree to go to a safe house, you stay at the headquarters with the organization's big-wigs so THEY can be in harm's way if anyone tries to attack you. I've learned Saugus must be really easy to reach by freeway. I've learned people are so desperate for an honest politician that an 11th hour confessional press conference can up your votes. I've learned a really bad day can give a blonde wimp the courage to stand up to a snotty little tramp in a jail cell. I've learned that when you get in a police car you never know where you might end up. I've learned that CTU assistants do a lot more than get coffee. I've learned that prison wardens really should put on a flak jacket when their prison is under attack. I've learned that a lot more people speak Serbian in LA than I thought. I've learned that if you take a photographer and a lesbian, you'll soon get sexy results...and soon after that, explosive results! I've learned that amnesia CAN magically appear and disappear with in 3 hours! I've learned That you need to always carry a spare battery for you cell phone with you when you are going to work. I've learned That the name Kim is shorter than Kimmy when being yelled in dangerous situations. I've learned never to trust a waitress. I've learned that Coffel was a good lier, but Jack's seen better. I've learned that its not just Pintos that explode after rolling down hills. I've learned that anyone named Alan is really named Kevin. I've learned if you order a hamburger at that hotel, you just might not get it. I've learned that your boss doesn't always know who is "trustworthy". I've learned that cell phones don't always have to be answered. I've learned that you can pretend to be anyone on a cell phone and long as you keep your responses to one syllable verbal grunts. I've learned that if you see a hot brunett on your intercontinental flight, hitting on a ugly dude and having sex with him in the bathroom... Call your attorney and get your affairs in order that minute - you're about to die in a plane explosion. I've learned that every location has a secret entrance or two. I've learned that those voices that I have always heard in my head - they may be Ira Gaines. I've learned not to wear a red hat in a hotel eating area. It is more than just rude. I've learned to always carry a gun, even if your just the spouse or child of a government official. A lot of bad stuff can happen in a day. I've learned that the government isn't always completely honest and completely forthcoming with information. I've learned that at least 90% of the red cargo vans made by Ford were shipped to LA and are now in the hands of international terrorists. I've learned that if I'm ever in a jail cell, the best way to get released is to yell "bring it on!" at the girl with the nose ring. I've learned that a man with a fluxuating accent can turn one day into hell for a lot of people. I've learned that no matter how many Serbian pyscos you kill, there's always 3 more to kill. I've learned that all the people in my past who hate me will do their best to screw me over or kill me, whichever is easier. I've learned that no matter how I raise my kids, they will always be smarter then Kim Bauer. I've learned that when Plan A doesn't work, you go to Plan B, not Plan A recycled. I've learned that cops in LA will never look for you if you hide UNDER a car. מצטערת אבל לא היה לי כוח לתרגם... ומי שיכול לראות ספוילרים אז שווה להכנס ללינק כי יש שם משפטים קורעים שהוצאתי... אין שם ממש ספוילרים מעונה 2 אבל אם אתם לא רוצים לשמוע כלום על העונה הזו אל תכנסו למרות שגם ככה לפי דעתי הייתם קוראים שורה ופשוט מקשרים לעונה 1 או שלא הייתם מבינים...
