שירי הארי פוטר-

[That Skeeter Woman]

שירי הארי פוטר-

ראיתי בפנדום מלא שירים טובים, ובגלל שאין לי כח לכוון אתכם, אני כותבת לכם אותם פה... השירים האלה נכתבו על ידי seekergurl (ג`ס), מנהלת פורום משחק התפקידים-הנה השירים הקצרים-יש עוד ארוכים שאני אכתוב אותם בתגובה להודעה הזו! Bang go the Skrewts Bang, go the skrewt`s ends, Bang, bang, bang - Only thing they`re good for Is a wall hang. The younger looks around, And is eaten by the doe, The father eats the mother With a silent ``Ho,ho!`` We are the Gryffindors I came from the old times, From the great and wild moor. I built this very school, With Rowena Ravenclaw. With Slytherin, with Hufflepuff, We strove to live for more. The founder of this great house, I am Godric Gryffindor. We are bold, We value chivalry, We`re pure bloods, half bloods and muggle borns. We`ve the best team, We are the best choice - I am, you are, we are the Gryffindors. Advance, Lord Voldemort Fair Death eaters, all let us rejoice, For Voldemort`s set us free! He`s so much power, Gets more each hour, Both here and over seas! This land abounds, With Voldie`s gift, Of evil, rich and rare! In history`s page, Let every stage, Advance, Lord Voldemort Fair! In joyful strains, then let us sing, Advance, Lord Voldemort Fair! Home Among the Witches Give me a home among the witches, And golden snitches, A beast or two and Hagrid too, Ghosts in every crack, And Hogmeade down the track, In old Hogwarts School, In old Hogwarts School. Draco Malfoy sits on the Electric Wire Draco Malfoy sits on the electric wire, Jumping up and down with his pants on fire, Ouch! Draco Malfoy, ouch! Draco Malfoy, scorched your robes must be. -ליאת- what would XENA do?

 

[That Skeeter Woman]

ועוד שירים-

שנכתבו (עדיין) ע``י seekergurl: The Road to the Burrow... There`s a track, winding back, To an old, homely shack, Along the road to the Burrow. Where the garden`s over-grown, And garden gnomes are known, To be flung through the sky! Where Ron, Fred, George and Ginny, Are waiting for me, All the pals of my childhood, The friendly Weasleys. And no more will I groan, Far away from Dudley`s home, Along the road to the Burrow! ------------------------ ושיר ארוך ומעצבן במיוחד: Tie me Hippogriff Down, Sport Watch me flobberworms feed, mate, Watch me flobberworms feed. They`re a dangerous breed, mate, So watch me flobberworms feed - Altogether now - Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. Take me unicorn back, Jack, Take me unicorn back. He lives somewhere out on the track, Jack, So take me unicorn back, Altogether now- Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. Let the nifflers go loose, Lou, Let the nifflers go loose. They`re of no further use, Lou, So let the nifflers go loose. Altogether now- Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. Tie me hippogriff down, sport, Tie me hippogriff down. -ליאת- I love animals. I don`t EAT them!

 

[That Skeeter Woman]

ועוד אחד-

במנגינת burning down the house (לשירים הקודמים יש מנגינות של שירים אוסטרליים עליהם השירים מבוססים-העדפתי לא לכתוב את זה, כי בלאו הכי לא תכירו- - Watch out You’re what the Dark Lord’s after Yeah Lily Strange and getting stranger He’s no ordinary guy Burning down the house Hold tight He’s gonna knock you over Hold tight You’re in for nasty weather Burning down the house Your house There’s no time to Pack your bags You can’t just jump overboard Lord Voldemort is nearly here Close enough But not too far Voldie knows just where you are Fighting curses so dire All dead You’d better run for cover Duck down Don’t walk out in broad daylight You’d better just hope he spares Harry Burning down the house ‘Cos Voldie’s coming to your place He only listens to himself He’s gonna trash this place It won’t take him too much work, Lily what did you expect? This is not just a game Fighting curses so dire Fighting curses so dire Burning down the house My house He was so ordinary That’s right Now he kills everybody He’s just gonna knock you off your feet Burning down the house Watch out You’re what the Dark Lord’s after Yeah Lily Strange and getting stranger He’s no ordinary guy Burning down the house You’d better just hope he saves Harry Burning down the house Fighting curses so dire Burning down the house You’ve go no one to blame Burning down the house You’ve go no one to blame ‘Cept that mouse (ie, Rat - Wormtail) No visible means of support Voldie came and now you’re dead Left this world forever At least poor Harry kept his head He’s still here while you’re both dead Fighting curses so dire -ליאת- I only have one nerve and you`re getting on it!!

 

[That Skeeter Woman]

ועוד אחד-

לפני האחרון (בינתיים) You`d better watch out, You`d better all fly, You`d better watch out, I’m telling you why: VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN. He kills you when you’re sleeping, He duels if you’re awake, He spares the bad, he kills the good, So escape for goodness sake. You`d better watch out, You`d better all fly, You`d better watch out, I’m telling you why: VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN! He`s making a list, Checking it twice, Gonna kill all that`s loyal and nice, VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN! You`d better watch out, You`d better all fly, You`d better watch out, I’m telling you why: VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN! -ליאת- save a tree, eat a beaver

 

[That Skeeter Woman]

3 אחרונים שלא נכתבו ע``י seekergurl

והיחיד שלא נכתב ע``י seekergurl, אלא ע``י gryffindorboy במנגינת californication. אני לא אהבתי אותו כ``כ....אח``כ יש עוד 2 שירים חסרי מנגינה- - Harry Potter Nation! by Tom Freeman (That`s me!) to the tune of Californication by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. In book 1 harry learns to do his first incantation, little her-my-o-nee annoys past explanation, And if you want to read these things Its Harry Potter Nation It’s his first potions lesson And he’s hated by the teacher, With Neville there taking no care Prospects never looked bleaker. Its understood that we all love The Harry Potter Nation. Sorted into Gryffindor Considered into Slytherin Draco Malfoy acts just like a rat ‘Cause Prof Snape does it for him Gryffindor seeker Go get that snitch Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Ginny’s a girl glad that Harry’s in the world He captures her imagination Tom Riddle’s diary saying ‘come inside me’ Feeding on determination Parseltongue is in the power of Slytherin It’s Harry Potter Nation Dobby’s not too far from here But he lives in the Malfoy’s basement And Albus sees both far and near His office is Fawkes station His friend Ron’s not far way It’s Harry Potter Nation Orphaned then raised by muggles who are crazed Not allowed imagination He was never allowed out Not even on Vacation Gryffindor seeker Go get that snitch Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry potter Sirius’s broken out of Azkaban Scares an entire nation And Lupins in, doesn’t make Snape grin Tells the third years precious information Even Dumbledore couldn’t save you now From Harry Potter Nation Sorted into Gryffindor Considered into Slytherin Creevy is a pest Just like the rest Buckbeak’s what he’s savin’ Gryffindor seeker Go get that snitch Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter Dreamin’ of Harry Potter שיר ששרה מצנפת המיון בשעת משבר...נכתב ע``י אחת העונה לשם Topaz (יש סיכוי לישראליות??) ונכתב בפנדום ע``י gryffindorsnitch: I didn`t write this, but it`s cute anyway. SONG OF THE SNORTING HAT by Topaz Oh you may not think I’m sane But don’t judge on what you see I’ll eat your head if you can find A more stoned hat than me You can keep your stupid crack Your heroine, weed, and all For I’m the Hogwarts Snorting Hat And I can cap them all There’s nothing hidden in your head The Snorting Hat can’t hear So try me on and I will bite you On the inside of your ear You might be stuck in Gryffindor Where dwell the stupid farts Their pompousness and stupidity Set Gryffindors apart You might belong in Hufflepuff Where they are stupid freaks Those idiot Hufflepuffs are nuts This house it really reeks Or yet in boring Ravenclaw If you’re a complete geek Those nerds in Ravenclaw are dumb A bunch of bookworm freaks Or perhaps in Slytherin Where you will make no friends Those Slytherins are poopy heads They think with their rear ends So put me on! Be very afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) For the Snorting Hat’s on crack והשיר הבא על מאלפוי שפוגש בפנזי ומספר לה מה הוא מרגיש כלפיה-כמה רומנטי! לא...השיר שאני הכי אוהבת-לא ידוע ע``H מי נכתב. כתבה בפנדום-katemalfoy: Draco tells Pansy about his true feelings for her in the form of a song... U.G.L.Y. you ain`t got no alibi you ugly Hey hey you ugly Repeat 4 times I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn`t see the damage from that far away I should`ve got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleamin` Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought that was a sack but it`s your favourite dress! You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew I don`t mean to insult you... Oh wait, YES I DO!!! Your teeth are yellow they`re covered in mould your only 14 you look a hundred years old When lips were handed out you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don`t shine! Did ya fall off a building and land on your head? Or did a truck run over your face instead? There ain`t no pill cause you ain`t ill-you UGLY!!! U.G.L.Y. you ain`t got no alibi you ugly hey hey you ugly repeat 2 times What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast! Girl your hairy! Your scary! I heard about you Your the main attraction at the city zoo!! Your so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out CAB! You think your Funny!! You`ve got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig! Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew you had a twin! You can`t disguise those goggly eyes In a miss ugly pageant you`d win first prize!! Your momma says you ugly!UGLY!! U.G.L.Y you ain`t got no alibi you ugly! Hey hey you Ugly Repeat 2 times Get Busy,Get Busy! Repeat 5 times Your momma says you Ugly! Repeat 3 times UGLY! U.G.L.Y. you ain`t got no alibi you Ugly! Hey Hey you ugly! Repeat 4 times Quasimodo, Camel breath, square head Ugly! Chicken legs,Pig face,Chin like a butt UGLY! Fish lips, toad liver, poindexter UGLY! Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak-show UGLY! U.G.L.Y you ain`t got no alibi you ugly! Hey hey you Ugly! Repeat 1 time U.G.L.Y. you could make an onion cry! U.G.L.Y. Like an alien chased by the F.B.I. U.G.L.Y. Repeat 6 times U.G.L.Y. you ain`t got no alibi you UGLY!!!!!!!! -ליאת- men have only 2 faults: All they do and all they say