באמת אחד הפרקים האהובים עלי!
הנה קטע מתוך הפרק שמצחי אותי כל פעם מחדש..(תודה ל-SNPP שחוסך לנו הרבה עבודת ציטוט וכתיבה

):היברט שומע על הרעיון של הומר לעלות 30 קילו...: Dr. Hibbert: [gasps] My God, that's monstrous. I've never heard of anything so negligen -- I'll have no part of it! [Turns his back on Homer.] Homer: Can you recommend a doctor who will? Hibbert: [turns around again] Yes. Dr. Nick Riviera walks into the room. Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick! Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. Homer: [pensive] Of course. Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic! Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor? Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon, heh... Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes! Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!