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כל הזכויות שמורות ל-פורום הייד פארק Eminem: I don't know dude i think everyone is all jealous and shit because i'm like the lead singer of the band dude and i think everyone has a fucking problem with me dude and they need to take it up with me after the show Eminem: Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band (Eminem) So i get off stage right drop the mic, walk up to these hot chicks and i'm all like whats up ladies my names slim shady i'm the lead singer of d-12 baby they all like "Oh my god its him becky oh my fuckin god its eminem, i swear to fuckin god dude u fuckin rock please marshall please marshall let me suck your cock" and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas ho chicks start yellin on a hot babes so there bras and their shirts and their panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight with me but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalary cuz they back on stage the next night wit me dude i jus think they trying to steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tryed to pull a knife on me becuz i told him jessica alba is my wife to be this rockstar shit is jus the life of me and all the other guys just despise me B Eminem Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band Eminem: My band My band My band my band my band my band my band my band my bannnnnnnnnnnnd baby baby Swift" alright cut it marshall come on give me the mic fuck give me the mic (Swift) You just wanna see a n*gga backwards dont you i aint bad how come we dont rap off pro tools smash these vocals and do a performance but we in the van and hes in a tour bus you dont want my autograph use a liar and naw i'm swift "Oh I thought u was kuniva" and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room because our shit is looking smaller then a decimal see i know how to rap its simple but see all i did was read a russel simmons book so i'm more in tact trying to get on the map doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back (Kuniva and Kon Artis) Kuniva: Look at em little punk ass thinking he the shit Kon Artis: yah i know by him self taking all the clicks(Camera flashes) Kuniva: Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue Eminem: No I had an interview not you two Kuniva: You gonna be late for sound check Kon Artis: Man I aint going to sound check Kuniva: And our Mics are screwed up Kon Artis: And Em's always sounds best, you know what man i'ma say something Kuniva: Hey Yo Em! Eminem: You got something to say! Kon Artis: Man Nothing Kuniva: I thought u was about to tell him off man whats up? Kon Artis: I was gonna tell him what I feel like and man shut up, you didn't even back me up and we supposed to be crew Kuniva: And I was about to talk right after you, i swear Kon Artis Oh Man shut Kuniva I swear man Eminem Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band (Proof) They say the lead singers rock but the group does notplus we sold out arenas to amusement parks i'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot i should got his mic off when the music starts ready to snap on a dumb ass fan everytime i hear "hey dude i love you band" we aint a band bitch we dont play instruments thats why we hit 90 and only get 10 percent and these guys acting funny every area code proof "proof can't even rap" proof can ya hoe can't make it to the stage security in the way "who the fuck are you wheres "Obie Trice" (Bizzare) Got down w/ with them but i'm sick of this group time for me to go solo and make some loot i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps until kon artis slipped me some crack lose yourself video i was in the back superman video i was in the back fuck the media i got the suggestions fuck marshall ask us some questions like who is d12 how we get started "but what about eminem" bitch what you retarted anyway i'm the popularist guy in the group big ass stomach bitches think i'm cute 50 told me to do sit ups to get tuff did 2 in a half and couldn't get up fuck d-12 i'm out of this band i'm bout to start a group with the real roxanne" (Eminem and Bizzare singing) You look at it and you can see you are the only one for me and you jsut tell youself it imortant you dont know the band Bizzare: Em Fuck this (Punch) Bizzare Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band hahaha but they all on me like they wanna hold hands "Fuck Marshall" cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man "Yah" all becausei'm the new... hahaha Eminem and Bizzare: the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne,the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne the band, roxanne, the bannnnnnnnnnnnd Eminem(salsa): I'm the lead singer of the band make I get all the girls to take of their underpants, i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called my salsa, my slasa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa Where did everyone go?