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Favorite Quotes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Bosco ran into the fire without waiting for any back up, Kim was looking after him after he came back out. Jimmy said to Bosco, "You're a moron!" ~Celina -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Jerry got shot and Faith picked up pudding for her kids lunches, her and her husband were talking in the kitchen. He wanted her to quit her job because it was too dangerous. her: "Look I can't fight about this right now" him: "Who's fighting?" her: "We are" him: "Hear me yelling?" her: "That's not how you fight" him: "How do I fight?" her: "You answer everything with a question" him: "That's fighting? OK if I ask one more question? Can I have some pudding in my lunch too?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the homeless dude crapped in Bos's car, he was spraying it with air freshener "Now it just smells like somebody took a dump in a pine forest" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Faith, Bosco and Kim just finished a chat in the park. Bosco: "Do you have to embarrass me like that? Faith: "Sorry I'll go back to letting you do it yourself -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After Ty declares God does answer prayers because of the two young girls with a flat tire, Sully replies, "Yeah, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be great if two girls young enough to be my daughters had car trouble." After they discover the car is stolen and the two girls start arguing. Sully said, "Ladies, ladies. No need to argue. There's just enough broken laws to go around. ~Greta -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In last weeks episode, Carlos and Doc are talking about Doc's new girl, Dr.Morales. Carlos: She gives me enough wood to build a boat. Doc: What? Carlos: A really nice boat. ~Derek -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Faith telling Bosco how her husband was to drunk to get it it up. Bosco:"Whoa whoa that was a little more information then I needed to hear, now I have a picture!" ~Lauren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In 'Demolition Derby', Bosco talking with a reporter. Reporter: "Can you tell us the current situation" Bosco: "No, please clear the area ma'am" Reporter refuses Bosco: "Leave NOW" Reporter: "There are rumors that civil servants did not arrive at the scene as fast as they should have" Bosco: "If you say THAT again I'll slap you" ~Kyle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the restaurant during Hilary Clinton's debate, Bosco approaches the snooty Secret Service Agents... Bosco: "Oh by the way, uh... too bad about that Dallas thing" ~Kyle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the episode 'Ohio' the discussion between Doc, Carlos, Kim and Bobby where Carlos was questioning God. Doc: "You've got it all wrong. It should be what is man doing. ~Janet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On last weeks episode, when Bosco and Faith went to the house where the college kids were making dope. The house blew up and Bosco, as usual, went running after the kids, he said, "Hey, J. Crew". After Bosco lost the chase to the college kids, he exclaimed, "Hey, they run pretty fast for coke heads." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Bosco is trying to tell Faith that he had held up the guys that tried to rob him and he is telling her how he really screwed up and she says "What did you sleep with the captain's daughter--oh wait you did that already." And then after she finds out what happened and so do Sully and Davis, Bosco: "I promise if I get out of this I'll.." Sully: "Get a lobotomy?" The episode where they raid the bookie. When Daivs is getting all excited because it's his first raid and he asks Sully if they get any special equipment and Sully says, "We're taking down a bookie, not Lex Luther." ~Jenna -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe it was last week's episode on April 24. They had just rescued that lady and her two kids from the fire. When Bobby and Kim were looking in the back of their ambulance for the woman's watch... Kim: " Well I found 84 cents and a Britney Spears tape." Bobby: "Keep the 84 cents!" ~Jenni~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Demolition Derby, where the site foreman is talking with the fire chief. "If those central columns are shifted off their piers, there's nothing holding this building on its foundation except gravity." ~Neil -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bosco goes in to the abandoned building where homeless people are staying and says: "Deadbeat moving day!!!!-everyone out" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I also loved the season finale.Just after jimmy gets shot he says to kim "I guess we should have stayed at home this morning". Because when they were together that morning that's what Jimmy said they should do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know what episode, but the one where Bosco yells at the guy who lives "right over there", saying, "You drive, and I'll shoot anyone who gets in your way." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like when Bosco and Faith are arguing about the death penalty in the clinton/guilianni episode and Bosco says "My dad called it taking out the trash" ~Liz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Ty and Sully are looking for the little girl Molly, Ty picks up th bag and rotten mooshoo falls out. Ty: "Oh my God! What the hell is that! Sully: "Find something?" Ty: "Mooshoo, rotten mooshoo you want some?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my favorite quotes from this season are: "it's amazing- they get dumber when they're in packs" 3rd watch and "its not every day you see a dead man driving a chevy" <~ bosco ~*jen*~

 

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Faith let that one punk out on the wrong side of town to get beat up on, and then when she goes home, crawls into her daughter's bed and starts crying and as the scene fades to black you can hear Faith weaping, and her daughter saying, "Don't cry, mommy." ~Heather Joy~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the season finale after Jimmy is shot and says to Kim "I knew we should have called in sick" or something to that extent. I melted the first, second, third... times I saw it. ~Meg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite moment was in the episode "Exposing Faith" when Bosco and Fred are both trying to win a truck. a) When Bosco was talking to Fred about black people having more stamina than white people, Fred said "That's not at all biggeted." Bosco, "How is it biggeted to say black people are better than white people?" And that Johny guys starts talking. Bosco says "You his lawyer?" Then Johny introduces himself and talks about some statistics. Bosco says "Hey Johny, this is a pretty big truck huh?" Johny, "Yes, yes it is." Bosco, "Get away from my end, NOW!" b)When Bosco is trying to get Billy to raise his hands to god! Fred: I can't reach her. Bosco: Excuse me? Fred: Every break we get i call home, Faith hasn't answered the phone. Bosco: Come on man, she's probably just.............all day?........it's almost 10 o'clock. Fred: I know. Bosco: Oh Fred. Fred: What? Bosco: I don't know. (in a really funny way) Fred: You playing me. Bosco: I'm just saying it's an awful long time not to reach her that's all. Fred: You are one sick sun of a bitch bos, playing bill's religion, me with faith. Bosco: Fredrick, I can't believe you think i would sink that low. I'm just saying faith is the type to be at home. Fred: You don't think she's at home. Bosco: Unless she found something really fun to do. It's just, I'd be nervous.........nevermind. c)Bosco: I got this truck wrapped up. You hear me, i'm the survivor here. I'm the one who's tough enough to go the distance. You hear what i'm saying, i'm a cop, i'm a cop. I can handle this. Johny: Actually cops are more vulnerable to sleep deprivation.blah blah blah. (he talks about more statistics. Bosco: ( to leroy aka Tim Meadows) Hey whoopi, come and get your little playmate over here before he comes up statistic. Leroy: Are you talking about my hair. Bosco: Oh man, join the 21st century, i haven't arested a hair style like that since michael jackson was black. Leroy: Oh no you didn't. Johny: Don't let him get to you, he'll never last. I can almost hear his slow twitch fibers tearing as we speak. Bosco: Forming alliances against us. Looks like it's just you and me Fred. Fred: Lucky me. d) Johny: (is yapping about more of his statistics) Bosco: Think i know what you're doing, yappin, yappin, yap, so i'll get sick of you and take my hands off the truck. Johny: Excuse me but sharing some of the most fascinating statistics of my career is not yapping. Leroy: The only one that's yapping is you. You haven't stop flapping your gums since we put our hands all up on this mother. Bosco: Give it a rest huggie. Leroy: Huggie. Bosco: Yeah, you know, huggie bear. Leroy: Huggie Bear, oh no you didn't. Bosco: And stop saying oh no you didn't, cause i did, i said it. You're all a bunch of cartoon character stereo types. Leroy: You wanna talk about stereo types. Heres one for ya. A white, biggety, New York city cop, who thinks everyone else is a stereo type. Fred: He's got you there Bosco. Bosco: Who put a nickel in your slot. Johny: I'd have to say, you fit Leroys criteria. Bosco: You think i'm a stereo type. We got Billy Graham over here who can't blow his nose without checking with god first. Billy: God forgives you. Bosco: And bootsie the wanna be superfly. (Leroy) Leroy: SuperFly. Bosco: And Johny insurance over here, who could bor a missionary out of your house. Johny: Actualary tables are interesting if you have the intillect to understand them. Fred: What about me. Bosco: Ah, Fred. A blue collar, package delivery guy, who drinks way too much and plays on the softball league. Oh, you're no stereo type. You know what, it used to be about winning this truck. Now it's personal(looking at fred), it's personal (looking at johny), personal (looking at Leroy). e) Bosco: (talking to billy, trying to get him to raise his hands) Johny: (breaking down, mumbling things) Billy: i'm gonna kill you. Bosbo: hey, hands off the truck, hands off the truck. Billy: Theres...not...enough...faith...in...the...world.... Bosco: Spit it out!!! Billy: (mumbling something) Bosco: Loser!!! Fred: She still hasn't answered the phone. Bosco: oh, why don't you give in and go look for her. Fred: Get away from me. Bosco: Don't be so touchy. Johny: BARSALONA (as he falls to the ground) Bosco: Barsalona!!! Leroy: It's in Spain. Bosco: Hey Leroy, i've been thinking about it, who's that actor you remind me of? Leroy: Don't go there. Bosco: No, no, seriously. Who is it? Leroy: Denzel. Bosco: No, no, the funny guy. Leroy: Oh, Eddie Murphy. Bosco: I know, DYNOMITE, JJ!!!!! f) Faith: Get my ass down here. Fred: There you are. What are you wearing. Faith: Excuse me. Get my ass down here. What are you some neanderthal man now. Leroy: Hey Lady, do you have to come on so strong. Fred: Mind your business. Leroy: Her screaming is my business, i got bad headache and a worse attitude. Bosco: Hit her Leroy. Lift up your little gloves and go hit her. Faith: Bosco, what are you doing her. Bosco: I'm winning a truck. Fred: Why didn't you answer the phone last night. Faith: Cause I was out. Fred: All night. Faith: Don't worry about it. Fred: You dressed like that. Bosco: If i was you Fred, i'd give in right now and go save your marriage. Faith: Bosco, you get your ass on the other side of that truck, don't make me come after you. (Bosco moves around the truck) Leroy: (laughs) Hey lady, i change my mind, you can stay here as long as you like. Ha Ha Ha. (Faith and Fred talk about their ruined plans. Then faith leaves.) Bosco: that is some outfit!!! g) Bosco: Give it up boys. Leroy: Not a chance. Bosco: Sun of a bitch, wrong move bro. (an old lady is being robbed of her purse in the background, bosco gives chase. Finds out it was a set up.) Bosco: Oh no you didn't. Leroy: (laughs) Thanks Grandma. (the old lady was leroy's grandma.) Leroy: hey bosco, oh no you didn't. (Bosco walks off all pissed!!!) h)from different episode: Faith: to bosco: you've had more ass than a toilet seat. ~Amber Jewellynn

 

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Kim, Jimmy and Carlos were bowling! Jimmy:I can't believe you were hooking up with boscorelli, Kim: We weren't hooking up, Jimmy: (Pulls a funny face), I like you and I don't want to see anyone take advantage of you. Kim: we were just talking! Jimmy: then he seriously needs to get his suspension looked at. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bosco: "Nobody thinks I got feelings." Yokas: "Bosco that's not fair, you have feelings. You just have them buried somewhere in a shallow grave out in Jersey." ~Bree -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quotes: Last week's episode when Bos can't sleep: Bosco: "I'm just worried about sleeping tonight. Wonder what I'll dream about next." Faith: "Why don't you do what I do, go home drink some herbal tea...." Bosco: "Herbal tea? I'm surrounded by new-age crap!!" Same episode Talking about the police department: Faith: " I wonder who's next. maybe they want all of us to eat our guns so they won't have to pay our pensions." Bosco: "Just let them try to come after me." Faith:" I'm sure they've considered that." The week before when Bos goes after his mother's boyfriend: Bosco: "Hey, juan, if you pick up that phone, I'll have you on the first boat back to whatever Carribean crap hole you illegally immigrated from." Any scene with Jimmy and Bosco. Especially the one with the 4 teenagers who got in the car accident and Bosco, Jimmy, Carlos and Kim are driving in Bosco's car and this is the scene (Actually the quotes) Jimmy: Man, my Camaro could have beat the hell outta this Bosco: That's crap! Jimmy: This car is crap! Bosco: Bite me! Jimmy: You'd like that! When Bosco and Carlos are talking about compassion after a sensitivy session. Faith walks in and says "What were you guys talking about?" Carlos: "Compassion" Faith: "Must have been a pretty short conversation." ~Pamela

 

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Bosco "Ma'am, did you call us all the way up here to turn off your kid's Nintendo?"-Faith "Playstation. It's a Playstation." - Bosco "Aw, great, I get to spend the day riding around with a totem pole." - Bosco about Ty's borish behaivor. "You want some gum?" - Bosco to Ty, about his borish behavior. "Oh my God! Jimmy!" - Kim while necking Bosco. "Did you just call me Jimmy?" - Bosco "He hasn't had sex in decades. He needs time to recover." - Bosco, concerning Sully. "What are you doing here?" - Carlos "You mean this isn't jazz-ersize class?" - Bosco, at compassion therapy. "You've done this before?" - Carlos "I practically have reserved parking." - Bosco "You can beat a dog and make him stay, but it's fear, not respect." - Sully "Who cares, as long as it's too frightened to bite." - Bosco "Oh yeah, like you'd be delighted if everyone thought you were a lesbian." - Bosco "I'm a female cop. Everyone assumes I'm a lesbian." - Grace, an extra cop "She's (Faith's daughter) gonna have great legs...If I were 12, I'd do her." - Bosco "Now it just smells like somebody took a dump in a pine forest." - Bosco, after a homeless man went to the bathroom in the police car. "There's not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk." - Bosco after Bobby asked him if he'd hurt his hip. "Could it be your self absorbed?"- Faith Pause. "No, that's not it." - Bosco "You blow chunks in the car, you're cleaning it up. You hear me?" - Bosco "And they say you aren't compassionate." - Faith "Who does?" - Bosco "I'm going to kick your ass. How about that huh?"- Bosco talking to the typewriter. "No you drive I shoot anybody who gets in your way!"- Bosco "The world still needs heroes!" - Nicole "Yeah, or someone to clean up the mess. I guess I will always have a job." - Bosco "It's me, Faith. It's me. I'm not just anybody!" - Bosco "Good luck." - Faith "I don't believe in luck." - Bos "Then be careful." - Faith "Lighten' up Mommy. I'll ride with Sul." - Bos "Mommy!? How do you put up with that?!" - Sully "It's an acquired taste." - Faith "If you need me, I'll be keeping a lid on the garbage." - Bos "Shhhh. You had me at ducking." - Bos Faith "Please, don't turn red....Holy Mary Mother of God" - Faith, after reading the At Home Pregnancy Test. "It's amazing, isn't it? It's like they get dumber when they're in packs." - Faith on men. "You do something to your leg?" - Bosco "Yah, I did something to my leg. I followed my moron partner when he decided to jump the Grand Canyon." - Faith "That guy's dead." - Black druggie with the gun to the cops. "Obviously...you're as smart as a jack." - Faith "What are you guys talking about?" - Faith "Compassion." - Carlos "I guess it was a short conversation." - Faith "Fred and the kids would love to see you." - Faith "No they wouldn't." - Bos "Yeah, well they'd get over it." - Faith "Do you have to embarrass me like that?" - Bosco "Sorry I'll go back to letting you do it yourself." - Faith "Nobody thinks I got feelings." - Bosco "Bosco that's not fair, you have feelings. You just have them buried somewhere in a shallow grave out in Jersey." - Faith "You have a smallest bladder of any I know." - Bosco "Oh please if you had to sit down to pee whe'd be in here half our shift." - Faith "Bad Bosco, Good Pizza." - Faith "You really ought to excerise your right to remain silent back there." - Faith "Fred's always thought you were gay." - Faith "What?" - Bos "Something about the way you walk." - Faith "WHAT about the way I walk?" - Bos "You kinda sway. It's just the belt with all that crap on it, you know? Makes everyone walk funny." - Faith "All I seem to find are women who spend the entire next day feeling guilty about doing it." - Bos "Well, maybe it's their choice of partner they feel guilty about." - Faith

 

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