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Squad 55 Taylor

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הנה כמה משפטים מכל העונות יש פה כאלה שממש ממש מצחיקים!!! Alex "For a guy who's had a lot of woman, you sure don't know much about them." - Alex about Jimmy's affairs. "From the outfit I'd say I was a firefigter." - Alex ".....and somebody get Taylor off that wall." - Cheif "You know what I need?" - Carlos "Lessons in basic social skills?" - Alex "Bingo! I've got every city phone number you could ever need in here." - Kim "Good. Call somebody who cares." - Alex "I don't mind being called a girl. I just don't like when assumptions are made because I am one." - Alex "What am I the spokes person for NOW? I don't know why your Tart du jour is giving you a hassel." - Alex "Tart du jour? Nice." - DK "It's pretty good, right?" - Alex "Yeah I like that one, very good." - DK Bobby "I don't think you're a slut....I've known you for five years, and you don't sleep with a lot of guys. You just keep sleeping with this one....Half the time you wanna stab him with a stake knife, the other half you can't keep your hands off him. For you, that's true love." - Bobby, to Kim in the waiting room of the hospital, waiting to see Jimmy. "Let the games begin." - Bobby when Kim runs off to see Jimmy. "What is this Sweet Valley High?" Bobby When Jimmy asked Bobby if Kim had asked about him. Bosco "Ma'am, did you call us all the way up here to turn off your kid's Nintendo?"-Faith "Playstation. It's a Playstation." - Bosco "Aw, great, I get to spend the day riding around with a totem pole." - Bosco about Ty's borish behaivor. "You want some gum?" - Bosco to Ty, about his borish behavior. "Oh my God! Jimmy!" - Kim while necking Bosco. "Did you just call me Jimmy?" - Bosco "He hasn't had sex in decades. He needs time to recover." - Bosco, concerning Sully. "What are you doing here?" - Carlos "You mean this isn't jazz-ersize class?" - Bosco, at compassion therapy. "You've done this before?" - Carlos "I practically have reserved parking." - Bosco "You can beat a dog and make him stay, but it's fear, not respect." - Sully "Who cares, as long as it's too frightened to bite." - Bosco "Oh yeah, like you'd be delighted if everyone thought you were a lesbian." - Bosco "I'm a female cop. Everyone assumes I'm a lesbian." - Grace, an extra cop "She's (Faith's daughter) gonna have great legs...If I were 12, I'd do her." - Bosco "Now it just smells like somebody took a dump in a pine forest." - Bosco, after a homeless man went to the bathroom in the police car. "There's not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk." - Bosco after Bobby asked him if he'd hurt his hip. "Could it be your self absorbed?"- Faith Pause. "No, that's not it." - Bosco "You blow chunks in the car, you're cleaning it up. You hear me?" - Bosco "And they say you aren't compassionate." - Faith "Who does?" - Bosco "I'm going to kick your ass. How about that huh?"- Bosco talking to the typewriter. "No you drive I shoot anybody who gets in your way!"- Bosco "The world still needs heroes!" - Nicole "Yeah, or someone to clean up the mess. I guess I will always have a job." - Bosco "It's me, Faith. It's me. I'm not just anybody!" - Bosco "Good luck." - Faith "I don't believe in luck." - Bos "Then be careful." - Faith "Lighten' up Mommy. I'll ride with Sul." - Bos "Mommy!? How do you put up with that?!" - Sully "It's an acquired taste." - Faith "If you need me, I'll be keeping a lid on the garbage." - Bos "Shhhh. You had me at ducking." - Bos Carlos "Are you and the looney tune, ... you know ...?" - Carlos to Bobby about his relationship with Kim. "Hey, put down my virgins." - Carlos to Doc about his Genetics Fruit Flies. "If he craps in here, I ain't cleaning it up." - Carlos in reference to the possessed parrot. "The old lady wanted to go with the man. It's TV movie of the week. The only thing missing was the bulimic and the cancer kid." - Carlos "What's the matter grandpa! You can't fight?" - Carlos to Doc when they were fighting. "Dibs??.....What the heck is dibs?!?" - Carlos "So you're not gay?" - Carlos "No!!" - Ty "Oh OK, I was going to ask you if this outfit works, but now ..." - Carlos "I was trapped in my own personal hell with little midgets with sticky fingers and pigtails" _ Carlos, referring to falling off the fire pole and having all the little kids staring at him. Doc "He's staring at us." "He's fine." "He's got that look". "What look?" "That Clint Eastwood in Fist Full of Dollars look." - Carlos and Doc refering to (again) the bird. "Hide???? I drive a giant red and white van with flashing lights and sirens." - Doc "What? I'm paying for my donunts. You guys should try it sometime." - Doc , refering to cops sitting at a table, watching him.
 

Squad 55 Taylor

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Faith "Please, don't turn red....Holy Mary Mother of God" - Faith, after reading the At Home Pregnancy Test. "It's amazing, isn't it? It's like they get dumber when they're in packs." - Faith on men. "You do something to your leg?" - Bosco "Yah, I did something to my leg. I followed my moron partner when he decided to jump the Grand Canyon." - Faith "That guy's dead." - Black druggie with the gun to the cops. "Obviously...you're as smart as a jack." - Faith "What are you guys talking about?" - Faith "Compassion." - Carlos "I guess it was a short conversation." - Faith "Fred and the kids would love to see you." - Faith "No they wouldn't." - Bos "Yeah, well they'd get over it." - Faith "Do you have to embarrass me like that?" - Bosco "Sorry I'll go back to letting you do it yourself." - Faith "Nobody thinks I got feelings." - Bosco "Bosco that's not fair, you have feelings. You just have them buried somewhere in a shallow grave out in Jersey." - Faith "You have a smallest bladder of any I know." - Bosco "Oh please if you had to sit down to pee whe'd be in here half our shift." - Faith "Bad Bosco, Good Pizza." - Faith "You really ought to excerise your right to remain silent back there." - Faith "Fred's always thought you were gay." - Faith "What?" - Bos "Something about the way you walk." - Faith "WHAT about the way I walk?" - Bos "You kinda sway. It's just the belt with all that crap on it, you know? Makes everyone walk funny." - Faith "All I seem to find are women who spend the entire next day feeling guilty about doing it." - Bos "Well, maybe it's their choice of partner they feel guilty about." - Faith "Watch the door!" - Cruz to Bos "What are you gonna beat me up now?" - Faith Jimmy "You're the only woman, I ever really loved." - Jimmy to Kim about his engagement to Brooke. "Your hair looks nice." - Jimmy "It's in a ponytail." - Kim "Didn't anyone ever teach you the no talking in the urinals rule? That's why there's graffiti in front of you, so you got something to read while you're keeping your mouth shut." - Jimmy to Carlos. "Uh, Doc. Carlos. Some guy just jumped out the window." - Jimmy "Life's not about hanging on to someone because you care about them. Sometimes when you care about someone you have to let them go. My mission statemnet is going to begin with living each day as if I deserved what those guys did for me." - Jimmy "Bosco, you working or just modeling the uniform?" - Jimmy "That`s his bus." - Jimmy, pointing to Carlos. "What happend to covering each others back?" - Other firefighter "It`s Nieto!" - Jimmy "Well, I'd buy you a monkey .... Haven't you always wanted a Mon-key?" - Jimmy Kim "Jimmy came over last night." - Kim "For what?" - Bobby "He left this morning." - Kim "Wow, this woman's had too many chalupas" - Kim to Bobby about the heavyset woman they were carrying. from upstairs. "Okay, friendly." - Kim, under her breath about Alex. "Bobby, you stay with me. You Hear ME! Stay with me." - Kim after Bobby was shot. Sully "Okay, Santa." - Alex "Does that make you one of the elves?" - Sully "It's gonna be a great day." - Ty "It's a Monday. Mondays always suck." - Sully "My yoga teacher said in a couple of weeks I'll be able to put my leg behind my ear" - Bosco "Did she say when you would be able to get your head out of your ass." - Sully "Just fix whatever beef you have with Yokas. As soon as Davis is up and walking, you're gone." - Sully I don't have a beef with Faith. Why Did she say something?" - Bosco "What is this preschool?!" - Sully "Bosco couldn't find his ass with two hands and a map." - Sully "Yokas and I are joining the law enforcement elite." - Bos "You're becoming ninjas?" - Sully Ty "What about the body?" - Ty "Sully is in a voluntary mood." - Bosco "Your mom still doing your laundry for you?" - Sully "She doesn't like when I use the machines, I always screw up the colors." - Ty "She still cutting the crusts off your sandwiches too?" - Sully "Better that way." - Ty "Mr Ducky likes it, Uncle Ty likes it." - Ty, when he was trying to get Carlo's baby to eat.
 
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