ציטוטים מובחרים

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ציטוטים מובחרים

אני מצטטת מעיקר החדשות עכשיו: Bill McNeal: Experience has taught me that behind every toothy grin hides an extra row of teeth. You can´t take something off the Internet! It´s like taking pee out of a swimming pool זה קטע מפרק פארודיה על הסרט טיטניק ולדעתי חובה לראות את הפרק הזה: Lisa: (Throws necklace into water) Dave: (Popping up) "If you didn´t want the damn necklace you shoulda just said so!" Lisa: "Dave! I thought you were gone." Dave: "I very nearly was. But then I decided no, I´m going to fight." Lisa: "What gave you the strength?" Dave: "There are things in this living world far sweeter than anything the great beyond has to offer us." Lisa: "Like love?" Dave: "I was talking about coffee. But love´s important. By the way, do you have any?" Lisa: "Love?" Dave: "No,coffee." Lisa: "No, I´m sorry, I´m afraid I don´t." Dave: "Oh well then what´s the point?" (Goes back under)

 

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I want more... give me more!

 

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אם יש לכם מאי.אר אז אני אשמח Jimmy:"Don`t you realize she´s out there alone, prey to the wolves that haunt the mean streets of New York City?" Dave:"Sir, Beth is one of the wolves that haunt the streets of New York City." Jimmy: Say Dave is yor mom still married to that guy? What´s his name? Dave: My dad? Yes. עכשיו קצת ביל שאין כמוהו Bill:"Dave, everyone in that office thinks you´re a great boss, every bit as good as Lisa. In fact, there was no real way to choose between you two." Dave:"Well then why did every single person vote against me?" Bill:"Joe voted using a computerized random number generater, Beth voted against you because Lisa gets fewer phone calls and doesn´t like coffee, and Matthew is a lifelong Republican so he had no choice." Dave:"And why didn´t you vote for me?" Bill:"I still think I did. This is one of those things we´ll never know the full truth of." "Don´t try to confuse me with the facts." "Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it like riding a bike... or like filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt." "There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, I never liked you - get lost." אם רוצים עוד אז מה שבטוי שיש לי

 

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"What do you mean guys? I mean, do I look like a guy? Do I talk like a guy? Do I act like a guy? Have you ever met a GUY named LISA?!?! Have you?!?!" Lisa: "This is nothing but a boy´s club." Dave: "What´s that supposed to mean?" Lisa: "I was just trying to think of a reason to storm out of here and that´s the best I could do." מאוד אוהבת את המשפט הבא: LISA: "You know what?... I have an idea... you could quit your job... and then you could stay home with the baby... just like John Lennon." DAVE: "Yeah, that worked out great for him..." "Where´s everyone get the idea that I´m some kind of office supply whore?"

 

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