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מקווה שאתם מבינים אנגלית... אל תתיחסו לכל הסימנים האלה: > פשוט לקחתי את זה מאי מייל: >>>The European Commission has announced an >>>agreement whereby English will be the official >>>language of the EU, rather than German, which was >>>the other contender. It was conceded by the other >>>EU nations that English spelling had room for >>>improvement and by consensus a five-year plan for >>>the phasing in of ``Euro-English`` has been >>>accepted. >>> >>>In the first year, ``s`` will replace the soft ``c``. >>>Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for >>>joy. The hard ``c`` will be dropped in favour of >>>the ``k``, which should klear up some konfusion and >>>allow one key less on keyboards. >>> >>>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the >>>sekond year, when the troublesome ``ph`` will be >>>replaced with ``f``, making words like ``fotograf`` >>>20% shorter. >>> >>>In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new >>>spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where >>>more komplikated changes are possible. >>>Governments will enkourage the removal of double >>>letters which have always ben a deterent to >>>akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the >>>horible mes of the silent ``e`` is disgrasful. >>> >>>By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps >>>such as replasing ``th`` with ``z`` and ``w`` with ``v``. >>> >>> >>>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ``o`` kan be dropd >>>from vords kontaining ``ou`` and similar changes >>>vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of >>>leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli >>>sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or >>>difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to >>>understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU נחמד? aMiT
מקווה שאתם מבינים אנגלית... אל תתיחסו לכל הסימנים האלה: > פשוט לקחתי את זה מאי מייל: >>>The European Commission has announced an >>>agreement whereby English will be the official >>>language of the EU, rather than German, which was >>>the other contender. It was conceded by the other >>>EU nations that English spelling had room for >>>improvement and by consensus a five-year plan for >>>the phasing in of ``Euro-English`` has been >>>accepted. >>> >>>In the first year, ``s`` will replace the soft ``c``. >>>Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for >>>joy. The hard ``c`` will be dropped in favour of >>>the ``k``, which should klear up some konfusion and >>>allow one key less on keyboards. >>> >>>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the >>>sekond year, when the troublesome ``ph`` will be >>>replaced with ``f``, making words like ``fotograf`` >>>20% shorter. >>> >>>In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new >>>spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where >>>more komplikated changes are possible. >>>Governments will enkourage the removal of double >>>letters which have always ben a deterent to >>>akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the >>>horible mes of the silent ``e`` is disgrasful. >>> >>>By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps >>>such as replasing ``th`` with ``z`` and ``w`` with ``v``. >>> >>> >>>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ``o`` kan be dropd >>>from vords kontaining ``ou`` and similar changes >>>vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of >>>leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli >>>sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or >>>difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to >>>understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU נחמד? aMiT