סיכום 2002 ... בחרוזים!
קטע משעשע מהאתר www.sohh.com Originally, we planned to do a year in review for 2002. Then we heard Skillz latest release ´The Rap Up´ and we determined that we couldn´t sum up 2002 any better. So with no further ado: See this is what we´re going to do ya´ll / Recap the 2-double-02 ya´ll; R. Kelly got caught wildin´ / He sold more sex videos than he did albums; Hmm, alot of ya´ll went down, fam / Ya´ll did some dumb stuff for SoundScan; The industry did Michael Jackson greasy / Brandy wasn´t selling, so she put her pregnancy on TV; Cash Money refused to flop / Baby said, "f#@$ it man, I´m taking Juvenile´s spot!"; Christina Ag, she turned into a slut piece / for her record to sell she let out all of her butt cheeks; Rap girls take a lesson from that / because nobody remembers the girl that made "My Neck, My Back"; And Hip-Hop was at it again / Suge [Knight] came home and Slick Rick went back in; Man ya´ll took it to the streets again / but this year, alot of ya´ll caught beef again; JD & Dre started off dissing / and then they stopped when they figured out that nobody was listening; then the I.R.S. hauled JD´s cash off / Dre´s probably in Cali now laughing his ass off; By now, don´t nothing amaze me / In the middle of the summer, man, Nas went crazy!; He was like, "I got Power, Hot ain´t gotta´ play me / All ya´ll are wack, and yes I was gonna´ lynch Jay-Z!"; I guess he figured, "Ya´ll ain´t gonna´ pump me." / Admitted to payola and put Flex on front street; And Flex almost got banned / When he saw Steph Lova he tried to speak with his hands; And Steph thugged him like "I ain´t about to get played!" / She drove straight to the precinct like "I´m about to get paid!"; Yep, P. Diddy kept cruising / You wouldn´t think half of the year he didn´t even have distribution!; Ya´ll can front like ya´ll don´t care / But this year, god damn man, Diddy was everywhere; And designers made dough / But we to bury Burberry, we can´t wear that no more; And jerseys is next on the list / Ya´ll was wearing throwbacks of players that don´t even exist!; Shout out to The Clipse, they kept it on time / The hardest record of the year? That would have to be "Grindin"; And Em became the Elvis of rapping / Justin tried to do it with black music. Didn´t happen; Man this year was a trip / And J-Lo & Ben will be over by the time ya´ll hear this; War time, Bush wanted action / But we was too busy worried about what Missy was saying backwards; Snoop stopped smoking indo / Michael Jackson put his baby out the window; I whipped the Escalade, I know you want one / The "Get Back In The Industry" award goes to Cam´ron; "Oh Boy" was huge, B / Dame gave him the V.P. and forgot to tell Jay-Z; You know what´s more wild? / I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny´s Child; and that wasn´t expected / Them broads lost 1 member, and couldn´t sell 1 record!; Scarface made a classic / Mike Tyson got his ass kicked; A lot of rappers kept faking / Beyonce did alot of dating [1] [2] [3]; Kelly rushed her album off the joint with Nelly / and got the same results that Hype got when he made "Belly"; She still looked hot half of the time / The funniest video of the year? Well that would have to be mine; Production? My mans and them got down / That would be The Neptunes, they got that hands down; By the rules, you gotta play / And I swear that BET got stock in B2K; But that´s another conversation / And Tweet knows damn well that "Oops" was about masterbation; "The Best Of Both Worlds" was sloppy / But damn! It still sold a million copies; If I was Hov, I would´ve told R, "It´s ok to cut/ but do you know how much tour money that you just messed up?"; And this year was still gutter / And 50? 50 came back like a mother!; Still beefing with Ja & Gotti / They could´ve chose Johnny, Ricky, or Ralph, man why´d they choose Bobby?; What´s left to say? / R.I.P. to "Left Eye" Lopez & Jam Master Jay; And that´s it for me / It´s Skillz, I´ll see ya´ll in 2-double-03. You could always just listen to it for yourself.
Don´t forget to cop Tha Supafriendz new album, Supavision and Skillz´s 2nd album, "I Ain´t Mad No More" on MCA.
קטע משעשע מהאתר www.sohh.com Originally, we planned to do a year in review for 2002. Then we heard Skillz latest release ´The Rap Up´ and we determined that we couldn´t sum up 2002 any better. So with no further ado: See this is what we´re going to do ya´ll / Recap the 2-double-02 ya´ll; R. Kelly got caught wildin´ / He sold more sex videos than he did albums; Hmm, alot of ya´ll went down, fam / Ya´ll did some dumb stuff for SoundScan; The industry did Michael Jackson greasy / Brandy wasn´t selling, so she put her pregnancy on TV; Cash Money refused to flop / Baby said, "f#@$ it man, I´m taking Juvenile´s spot!"; Christina Ag, she turned into a slut piece / for her record to sell she let out all of her butt cheeks; Rap girls take a lesson from that / because nobody remembers the girl that made "My Neck, My Back"; And Hip-Hop was at it again / Suge [Knight] came home and Slick Rick went back in; Man ya´ll took it to the streets again / but this year, alot of ya´ll caught beef again; JD & Dre started off dissing / and then they stopped when they figured out that nobody was listening; then the I.R.S. hauled JD´s cash off / Dre´s probably in Cali now laughing his ass off; By now, don´t nothing amaze me / In the middle of the summer, man, Nas went crazy!; He was like, "I got Power, Hot ain´t gotta´ play me / All ya´ll are wack, and yes I was gonna´ lynch Jay-Z!"; I guess he figured, "Ya´ll ain´t gonna´ pump me." / Admitted to payola and put Flex on front street; And Flex almost got banned / When he saw Steph Lova he tried to speak with his hands; And Steph thugged him like "I ain´t about to get played!" / She drove straight to the precinct like "I´m about to get paid!"; Yep, P. Diddy kept cruising / You wouldn´t think half of the year he didn´t even have distribution!; Ya´ll can front like ya´ll don´t care / But this year, god damn man, Diddy was everywhere; And designers made dough / But we to bury Burberry, we can´t wear that no more; And jerseys is next on the list / Ya´ll was wearing throwbacks of players that don´t even exist!; Shout out to The Clipse, they kept it on time / The hardest record of the year? That would have to be "Grindin"; And Em became the Elvis of rapping / Justin tried to do it with black music. Didn´t happen; Man this year was a trip / And J-Lo & Ben will be over by the time ya´ll hear this; War time, Bush wanted action / But we was too busy worried about what Missy was saying backwards; Snoop stopped smoking indo / Michael Jackson put his baby out the window; I whipped the Escalade, I know you want one / The "Get Back In The Industry" award goes to Cam´ron; "Oh Boy" was huge, B / Dame gave him the V.P. and forgot to tell Jay-Z; You know what´s more wild? / I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny´s Child; and that wasn´t expected / Them broads lost 1 member, and couldn´t sell 1 record!; Scarface made a classic / Mike Tyson got his ass kicked; A lot of rappers kept faking / Beyonce did alot of dating [1] [2] [3]; Kelly rushed her album off the joint with Nelly / and got the same results that Hype got when he made "Belly"; She still looked hot half of the time / The funniest video of the year? Well that would have to be mine; Production? My mans and them got down / That would be The Neptunes, they got that hands down; By the rules, you gotta play / And I swear that BET got stock in B2K; But that´s another conversation / And Tweet knows damn well that "Oops" was about masterbation; "The Best Of Both Worlds" was sloppy / But damn! It still sold a million copies; If I was Hov, I would´ve told R, "It´s ok to cut/ but do you know how much tour money that you just messed up?"; And this year was still gutter / And 50? 50 came back like a mother!; Still beefing with Ja & Gotti / They could´ve chose Johnny, Ricky, or Ralph, man why´d they choose Bobby?; What´s left to say? / R.I.P. to "Left Eye" Lopez & Jam Master Jay; And that´s it for me / It´s Skillz, I´ll see ya´ll in 2-double-03. You could always just listen to it for yourself.
Don´t forget to cop Tha Supafriendz new album, Supavision and Skillz´s 2nd album, "I Ain´t Mad No More" on MCA.