and a few more ... An Israeli is someone who signals left, but turns right. > > > > An Israeli is someone who knows what is best for you, > > better than you do > > > > Israeli is someone who goes to Cyprus for the weekend and has his entire > > family waiting to greet him at the airport when he gets back > > > > An Israeli is someone with 1,000 excuses as to why he > > won´t do what you asked of him > > > > An Israeli is someone who throws his cigarette packet > > out the car window and then complains that the streets > > abroad are much cleaner than at home > > > > An Israeli is someone who will swear at you at the > > stoplight, cut in front of you in line, recognize you > > from the army - if you bump into him abroad and start > > a conversation with you while sitting across from > > him at the bus stop > > > > An Israeli is someone who sits in his living room and > > uses his cellular to call his wife in the next room to > > bring him some sunflower seeds. > > > > An Israeli is someone who will drive for two and a > > half hours to save 50 shekels by shopping at a super > > market but when he gets back has a 100 shekel parking fine > > > > An Israeli is someone who loves life in Israel, especially when he´s >abroad > > > > An Israeli is someone who isn´t embarrassed to ask how much money you make > > > > An Israeli is someone who can bankrupt an "all you can eat" restaurant > > > > An Israeli is someone who will do all he can to get > > out of reserve duty in peacetime, but all he can to > > serve during times of war. > > > > An Israeli is someone who hopes for the best and > > prepares for the worst > > > > An Israeli is someone who will praise and support you > > only after your death > > > > An Israeli is someone who knows the answer - before > > you ask the question > > > > An Israeli is someone who does not know how to say > > PLEASE, EXCUSE ME or THANK YOU but in your hour of > > need will walk through fire to lend you a hand, > > because his prickly exterior has a heart of gold. > >
