יומן מסע!!!!

sok777

New member
יומן מסע!!!!

יש :) בקרוב נכנס החג - שיהיה חג שמח לכולם! הנה יומן מסע בשביל החג:
Yes, brothers and sisters. I trust things are well and all is good? Good. Now.. that wasn't nearly enough time off for me. Didn't even really have a chance to get on Irie Nancy's tits! Caught up with Coronation St. though and I'm all up to speed with the football AND managed not to see a single second of that Britain's (not) Got (any) Talent. It's not allowed in our house. Weather was nice'n'all, eh? Was in London anyway. Now, a frightening thing happened to me last week. I went into the HMV in Selfridges - I could spend 2 hours in there just looking at records - only to be told by one of the staff that they don't sell CDs anymore!! A fuckin' outrage. "It's the future", said the kid. "Fuck the future", said I. IT. IS. THE. END. OF. THE. WORLD. So what happens now then? Do I actually have to buy a bastard computer to buy music? Where is it all gonna end? In all serious though, it's very sad. I may have to move to Japan! Q Magazine? Have you seen the pictures? Have they got it in for me, or summat? I mean, admittedly, I did say to the person responsible for such things on the day that I demanded to be air-brushed to within an inch of my life, a bit like the Lily Allen / Green Day covers etc. What I don't remember is asking to look like something from a Tenacious D. video!! I don't have grey/blue skin!!! Not anymore anyway. Today I am mostly in Miami. Just stopping off on the way to Venezuela. Crack'arse, to be exact. Only away for 2 and a bit weeks and this bit of the tour is usually good fun. But I'm actually not looking forward to it. Weird, eh? Mind you, we are rehearsing different songs for the set-list at the UK gigs. I won't tell you which ones in case they don't work out. Should be at least 2-3 though. Hopefully 4-5. But probably only 1! Such is the level of commitment to these kind of things in certain quarters. We shall see. In a bit. GD.​
 

sok777

New member
עוד יומן

It's all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people out. Landed at Crack'arse airport yesterday. All the ground staff are wearing those little white face masks! ALL OF THEM. It was like something out of another Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one. Then if that wasn't bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and tells me to be "careful" or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to stare!! I WANT A MASK!!! Crack'arse, it must be said, is not the most glamourous of destinations, despite what we were led to believe as kids from that film "Gregory's Girl". I currently have an armed guard outside my room! What does that say? Am I vulnerable to a robbery from room service? Anyway, could be worse, at least the sun's out and I have a balcony and it's 86*. Mind you, what about snipers (as Bobby Gillespie once said to me as we were getting pissed in my back garden)?? In a bit. GD.​
חחחח Crack'Arse זה אמור להיות קראקס, הבירה של ונצואלה. חחחחח
 

SHIR04

New member
וואי וואי עם השפעת חזירים הזאת..

איזה ישראלי שחזר ממקסיקו בטיסת אל על נבדק אחרי הטיסה וראו שהוא נדבק..=/
 

SHIR04

New member
חחח למה, זה לא אומר

אפשר להידבק גם ממגע בחזיר, חקלאים וכאלו, או שפשוט נדבקים מאנשים שכבר נדבקו..
 

sok777

New member
עוד אחד....

Baba-do-baah!..POW! That gig was pretty good. Considering we ain't played for 2 weeks it was really good. Crowd was a bit weird. Very calm. Underwhelmed even. I'm assured that's good though. What to tell...? Nothing really. Flying to Peru today. I've never been. Have you? What's it like? Are there Irish bars? Surely there must be? Rest of the boys are leaving early. I'm staying here for the day. Got special permission to watch the Man-U-V-The-Arsenal. Can't wait. Ain't got that pig flu yet, by the way. Give it time though. In a bit. GD.​
 

sok777

New member
בועה מטופשת:

בבקשה!
 

sok777

New member
עוד אחד מדרום אמריקה (3.5)!

It's been a couple of days, right? Had a bit of a panic. Lost my phone. AGAIN. That's the 4th time this tour. It's leading a charmed life, let me tell you. I must thank the air hostess who found it. Anyway, got myself a pig flu mask and I must say, I quite like it. Makes one feel like a James Bond baddy. And look like an evil genius. No wonder Mike Jackson wears 'em all the time. Wonder if we should get Oasis ones knocked up for the merchandise store? Am currently nursing a bad head in Lima. Peru. Never know what to expect from gaffs like this. Not many people come here, see? No one that I know anyway. We played the national football stadium last night. 48,000 sell-out!! Outrageous. Amazing gig. Proper jumpin'. Strange weather today. It's about 80* and foggy!? Hot-fog! Mad as custard. Hang on a minute..hot-fog? That sounds like a name for an early 70s prog band. And if isn't then it should be. In fact, I hereby copyright the name HOT-FOG for future use - y'know, if I ever start a dance troupe, or summat. HOT-FOG! It's fuckin' genius and you heard it here first. In a bit. GD.​
 
למעלה