יומן מסע לטיני

[sok777]

יומן מסע לטיני

נואל מפציץ!

Eye-oop. We speak at bad times for the Oasis tour. Bad times. We are a rudderless ship at the minute. And there's a fuckin' shit-storm on the horizon. I guess all will be revealed in due course. Strange atmosphere. I wouldn't mind but we're in South America! Playing massive stadiums and there's a bit too much hrmph-ing going on for my liking. Shame really. Just back from the soundcheck at the River Plate Stadium. Sounded really good. Looking forward to it. By the way, before I forget, that new song that appeared on your internet is called "If I Had A Gun..". It's not quite finished yet but it was quite nice to hear that someone had taped it. Been doing a few new ones lately. They sound quite epic. Stayed up late to watch Ricky Hatton's fight last night. A fuckin' disaster. knocked out in 2 rounds. Crushed. I guess the cheque will soften the blow, but still..fuck!! Never mind, we can all help him drown his sorrows at Heaton Park. In a bit. GD.​

נראה שהמצב בין ליאם ונואל רע.... :\

 

[sok777]

יומן מסע - נואל מעריץ ארגנטינאים!

Well, what a night!! People of Argentina, I salute you. One of the best nights of all time. Amazing. There's not a great deal to say after that. I'm leaving for Chile. Santiago, in fact. Adios muchachos ('n'all that). GD.​

 

[sok777]

יומן מסע...

Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning. What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually. Journalist: Hello, Noel? NG: Hello. Jnlst: Shall we begin? NG: Vamos! Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened? NG: ?? 'Scuse me? Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey? NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"? Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him? HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he? We continue... NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes? Jnlst: As you wish. NG: Ok. Fire at will. Jnlst: Sorry? NG: Never mind, just get on with it! Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock? Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless... NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY? Jnlst: Of course. SEX TURKEY! NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey? Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant? NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up. Jnlst: But you never answer my question!! NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye. In a bit. GD.​

 

[sok777]

אחד המצחיקים שקראתי !!!!!

 

[SHIR04]

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[SHIR04]

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[sok777]

יומן מסע חדשששששש

Great show last night. They just keep getting better and better. Very little else to report. Some kids had made up "Noel Or Die" badges. The Japanese kids will be thrilled at that. I'm at Santiago Airoporto. Just waiting on a flight to Rio. Gonna be hot, hot, hot. And the hotel's right on the Copacabana beach. Not that I'll get to see much of it. The kids there are fuckin' crazy. I'll be confined to barracks. Never mind. Got my trusty axe. I've been doing a bit of writing for the 1st time in ages - did I mention that already? Maybe? Very disappointing to to see Man Utd get to the Champ's League final - AGAIN! They were fuckin' good though. Swatted the Arsenal like little French Flies. Hope Barca murder Chelsea tonight. Anyway, fuck all that AND fuck all this. I'm bored. Seen some classic Ray-Bans in the shops. And I want them so I'm going to get them. In a bit. GD.​