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NUTT: Well, then why should I take offense? Just because it's human nature to make instantaneous judgments of others based solely upon their physical appearances? Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example. I've taken in your all-American features, your dour demeanor, your unimaginative necktie design and concluded that you work for the government. An F.B.I. agent. But do you see the tragedy here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype. A .caricature. Instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual .MULDER: But I am an F.B.I. agent ?SCULLY: Mulder, what is this Feejee Mermaid business MULDER: Every murder investigation begins with a list of possible .suspects. You should try not to be so exclusive, Scully BLOCKHEAD: How many people do you know that can get out of a ?straitjacket in under three minutes .SCULLY: Fortunately, none BLOCKHEAD: Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of Tiea Bu Shan, you can train your testicles to draw up into your ?abdomen .MULDER: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak SCULLY: It's an old sleight of hand my uncle once taught me. He was .only an amateur magician, but he was still better than those two MULDER: Well, I'm going over to the lab to see if they can test the .blood on the window against the blood on Doctor Blockhead's nail .Everybody's uncle is an amateur magician ?MULDER: Does Agent Scully know that you're under her crawlspace NUTT: I was merely repairing the plumbing on this unit. I know what .you're thinking, my friend, but you are grossly mistaken Just because I am not of so-called "average" height does not mean I must receive my thrills vicariously. Not all woman are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. You'd be surprised how many .women find my size intriguingly alluring .MULDER: And you'd be surprised how many men do as well ?HAMILTON: May I ask what you're doing .MULDER: We're exhuming... your potato ?HAMILTON: May I ask why SCULLY: Sheriff, it, it's, it's been documented that many serial killers possess a fascination with police work, some of them even holding positions on their local force... so surveillance of ....investigation team members is often utilized as a precautionary .MULDER: We found out you used to be the Dog-Faced Boy .SCULLY: That doesn't quite explain the potato .HAMILTON: I got, uh... some warts on my hand .MULDER: That doesn't quite explain the potato .BLOCKHEAD: I don't answer any questions until I talk to my lawyer ?MULDER: Who's your lawyer .BLOCKHEAD: I represent myself SCULLY: Sir, if you're going to be uncooperative, I'll have to .handcuff you ?BLOCKHEAD: What gives you fascists the right to do that ?SCULLY: Did I not mention we're federal agents ?BLOCKHEAD: Did I not mention I'm an escape artist HAMILTON TO SCULLY: Now, you're sure it was the twin you saw running around here? I mean, maybe it was the Fiji Mermaid and he jumped back .in the river and swum his way back to Fiji .MULDER TO SCULLY: Now you know how I feel .CONUNDRUM: Probably something I ate
