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יותר נכון, רשימת פירורי לחם ל"תשליך"...
יותר נכון, רשימת פירורי לחם ל"תשליך"...
For ordinary sins.......................White Bread For erotic sins...........................French bread For particularly dark sins..........Pumpernickel For complex sins......................Multigrain For twisted sins........................Pretzels For tasteless sins.....................Rice Cakes For sins of indecision...............Waffles For sins committed in haste......Matzoh For sins of chutzpah.................Fresh Bread For substance abuse.................Stoned Wheat For use of heavy drugs.............Poppy Seed For petty larceny......................Stollen For committ! ing auto theft.........Caraway For timidity/cowardice..............Milk Toast For ill-temperedness................Sourdough For silliness, eccentricity.........Nut Bread For not giving full value...........Shortbread For jingoism, chauvinism.........Yankee Doodles For excessive irony...................Rye Bread For unnecessary chances..........Hero Bread For war-mongering...................Kaiser Rolls For dressing immodestly...........Tarts For causing injury to others.......Tortes For lechery and promiscuity.......Hot Buns For promiscuity with gentiles.....Hot Cross Buns For racist attitudes.....................Crackers For sophisticated racism............Ritz Crackers For being holier than th! ou...... ..Bagels For abrasiveness.......................Grits For dropping in without notice...Popovers For overeating..........................Stuffing For impetuosity........................Quick Bread For indecent photography.........Cheesecake For raising voice too often........Challah For pride and egotism...............Puff Pastry For sycophancy, ass-kissing.....Brownies For being overly smothering.....Angel Food Cake For laziness..............................Any long loaf For trashing the environment....Dumplings And my personal favorite: For telling bad jokes/puns..........Corn Bread For those who require a wide selection of crumbs, we suggest a Taslich Mix available in three grades (Taslich Lite, Medium, and Industrial Strength) at your favorite Jewish bookstore.