אתם הפורום הנבחר

[chuck norris]

אתם הפורום הנבחר

צ'אק נוריס אמר את שלו.

 

[gavrik]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

 

[b0redavid]

אחח, רק זקנים יבינו את זה!!../images/Emo6.gif

 

[sagima]

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[beatman]

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[LightbuIb sun]

בדיחות צ'אק נוריס:

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck noriss' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys The quickest way to a mans heart is with chuck norriss' fist. Chuck norris visited the virgin islands. they are now just 'the islands' Chuck norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of chuck norris. והנה תמונה של החולצה שלי..

 

[Seidman]

חופש פסח התחיל בשבילך, האמ?

 

[somebodddy]

צ'אק נוריס יכול לחלק באפס

 

[Witchcrafts]

LOL

 

[Luftwaffe]

צ'אק נוריס יכול לגלוש באינטרנט

לגלוש באמת

 

[Schizo Haji]

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[gavrik]

והמודרני זה על ג'ק באואר:

Why does Jack Bauer call his cat Chuck Norris? Cuz he's a pussy Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The bet was the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. In grade school, a little boy punched Kim, and she ran home to tell her dad. His name is Stephen Hawking. Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jack Bauer. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Jack Bauer helped U2 find what they were looking for

 

[Seidman]

../images/Emo6.gif חביב

 

[dudeguy]

../images/Emo45.gif נחמד מאוד

 

[Hen m]

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[GMN]

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[gavrik]

אחד שאהבתי ושכחתי להכניס:

Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.