אותי´ ז - ה הצחיק!
Which type of woman is your wife? INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. D.O.S woman. Everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore. VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don´t try to uninstall her you will lose everything. SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun! RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOR EVER. MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. USER woman: She fucks up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit