Lady_Voldemort
New member
../images/Emo77.gif../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo6.gif
הנה משהו קורע שמצאתי .. מוקדש לכל אלהשאורמים שהם לא אוהבים סלאשים.. ומולץ לאלה שכן..
|That Potter Slash Minerva McTabby Trash-I-am! Call-me-Trash! That Call-me-Trash! That Call-me-Trash! I do not like that Call-me-Trash! Would you like some Potter slash? I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. I do not read that Potter slash. Would you like some Draco/Ron? I would not like some Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not like that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Would you like some Lupin/Black? Naked Remus on his back? I would not like some Lupin/Black. I think I´d have a heart attack. I would not like some Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not like that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Would you read a Seamus scene? Can you see him blowing Dean? No Seamus/Dean. That´s quite obscene. No Lupin/Black. No heart attack. I would not read that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I would not read that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Would you? Could you? Harry/Snape? Read it! Read it! No escape! I would not, Could not, Harry/Snape. You may like it. It´s so good. You may like this Percy/Wood. I would not, could not Percy/Wood. Nor Harry/Snape! Don´t think they should. I do not like that Seamus/Dean. I do not like it, sight unseen. I do not like that Lupin/Black. No naked Remus on his back. I do not like that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not like that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Try James! Try James! Try James! Try James! Could you, would you, Lucius/James? No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood! No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood? I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean. I would not, could not, it´s obscene. I will not read that Lupin/Black. I think I´d have a heart attack. I will not read that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not read that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Say! George on Fred? Or Fred on George? Would you, could you, Fred and George? I would not, could not, Fred and George. Would you read some twincest games? I would not read those twincest games. Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James. Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood. I do not like them, Trash. No good. Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene. No heart attack. No blowing Dean. I will not read that Draco/Ron. They can all go put their clothes back on! You do not like that Potter slash? I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. Snape and Lupin in the Tower? I would not want them in the Tower! Or Harry/Draco in the shower? I could not watch them in the shower. Or Snape and Lupin in the Tower. I will not read any twincest games. I will not read that Lucius/James. No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood! No Harry/Snape! That understood? I do not like that Seamus scene. I do not like him blowing Dean. I will not read that Lupin/Black. No naked Remus on his back. I do not like that Draco/Ron. It simply DOESN´T TURN ME ON! [*insert total collapse here*] I do not like that Potter slash! I do not like it, Call-me-Trash. You do not like it. So you squick. Try it! Try it! It´s not sick. Try it - and it just might click. Trash! If you will go away, I will try it. Make my day. [*insert very, very nervous look here*] [* R E A D I N G *] Trash! I like this Potter slash! I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash! Get Harry/Draco in the shower. And Snape with Lupin in the Tower... And I will read some twincest games with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James. And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood. These fics are really, really good! So I will read that Seamus scene. I want to see him blowing Dean. And I will read that Lupin/Black with naked Remus on his back. And I will read some Draco/Ron. All these pairings TURN ME ON! I do so like this Potter slash! Thank you! Thank you,
הנה משהו קורע שמצאתי .. מוקדש לכל אלהשאורמים שהם לא אוהבים סלאשים.. ומולץ לאלה שכן..
