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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are astory-tale myth. I´m a one-wish genie. So...what´ll it be?" The woman didn´t hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I´m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I´m good but not THAT good! Don´t think it can be done. Make another wish and please make it a bit more reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said "Well, I´ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that´s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn´t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That´s what I wish for ... a good mate." The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said "Let me see that fuckin´ map again..."