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CosmikDebris
New member
פשוט גאוני...
עכשיו רק לביצוע.
עכשיו רק לביצוע.
It´s crazy enough to work!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man´s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Max California
New member
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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about something that´s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to choke on their food, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about something that´s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
PunkInDrublic
New member
הו
אחלה פרונקעל
אחלה פרונקעל
מואהאהאה
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard´s robes? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don´t want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard´s robes? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don´t want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Nightwinds Lullaby
New member
פורום של מיזנתרופים...
כולם רוצים להשמיד את העולם? טוב נו, גם אני
אבל לי יש סיבה טובה! יופי אמא! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, shocked by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must smash United Nations. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year. נראה כמו ליריקת בלאק מטופשת במיוחד
וכן, פרונקעל גאוני הפעם
כולם רוצים להשמיד את העולם? טוב נו, גם אני
Nightwinds Lullaby
New member
הליצנים שלך סתם פוזרים.
לליצנים שלי יש אף אדום גדול! זה נורא PURE!
לליצנים שלי יש אף אדום גדול! זה נורא PURE!
CaerBannog
New member
לא, אתה סתם בהכחשה
CosmikDebris
New member
לי היה צבא ש ל נינג´ות...
נינג´ות רולז.
נינג´ות רולז.
בלה..זה באמת אחלה פרונקעל ../images/Emo13.gif
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to bite their nails, shocked by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to bite their nails, shocked by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your amazing toughness, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Compulsive
New member
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והנה התוכנית שלי:
והנה התוכנית שלי:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It´s my nature Stage One To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to choke on their food, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
בין הנחמדים! חחח.
MR SHABLOOL
New member
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Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind השניים הראשונים לא חשובים Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. np - god dethroned - the grand grimoire
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