הפרונקעל היומי 89

[CaerBannog]

"hide, behind paranoid eyes"

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar? Stage Two Next, you must sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

 

[AnatOfBodom]

חח ענק!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard´s robes? Stage Two Next, you must vaporize the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

 

[DarkFlame]

עוד אתר ברוח הפרונקעל הזה:

הכינו קונספירציה משלכם!

 

[Darakan]

Hippies suck balls

In order to understand Hippies taking over the world you need to realize that everything is controlled by a "We-Suck-Balls" LTD. made up of Dr.Peace with help from hippies. The conspiracy first started during creation of Poke´mon in Japan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including birth of Jesus. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by having a butt-fuck in public. They want to butt-kicking the U.S.A and imprison resisters in Canda using pink colored boats. In order to prepare for this, we all must kill them all. Since the media is controlled by Clinton we should get our information from George W. Bush.​

 

[DarkFlame]

חחחח ,

קרא את שלי,

What They Don´t Want You to Know In order to understand World domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Evil men made up of homos with help from derranged lunatics. The conspiracy first started during the 3rd Reich in Germany. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The invention of the anal probe. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by being gay. They want to brutally violate Internet geeks and imprison resisters in Saudi-Arabia using magic carpets. In order to prepare for this, we all must rape a virgin. Since the media is controlled by mad scientists we should get our information from molested children.​

חחח, מעוות לחלוטין...

 

[chino moreno]

הפרונקעלים שלי תמיד איכותיים....

 

[MissUnKnown]

לי לי לה לה גלידה טובה

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness Stage One To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must smash the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about something that´s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

 

[AnatOfBodom]

שמתם לב שכולם בחרו ב..

a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory?

 

[CosmikDebris]

לא נכון!