שימו לב, שימו לב !
איזה שיר חמוד שמצאתי ב-fanfiction.net. על דראקו, שיחד עם הארי מודה שהוא חמור (חור ***, אוקיי ? לא שמעתם את זה ממני...), למרות שאני חולקת על השיר, בגלל מס´ פאנפיקים מאוד מסויימים (DD, DS, DV), בספרים הוא כזה, אז, שימו לב: Draco: *speaking gently* Folks, I´d like to sing a song about the Wizarding Dream. About me. About you. About the way our dark hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon. We don´t know. Draco: *singing* I´m just a good-looking kid with a good-looking dad I´m your average white-haired boy who is bad I like Quidditch and porno and books about war I´ve got a Dark Arts-filled house with a nice hardwood floor My life and my broom, my friends and my looks My feet on my table, and all my Potions books But sometimes that just ain´t enough to keep a boy like me interested! Harry: Oh, no Draco: No way Harry: Uh-uh Draco: No, I´ve gotta go out and have fun At someone else´s expense Harry: Oh yeah Draco: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I walk really slow through the Hogwarts train While people behind me are going insane I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, such an asshole Draco: I piss off Ron Weasley by stealing his seat I walk around at Quidditch saying, "How about this meet?" I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco: Sometimes I follow Harry Potter around places While he tries to hex me and makes stupid faces I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s a real fucking asshole Draco: Maybe I shouldn´t be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they´re right when they tell me I´m wrong ... Naaaah! I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco: *ranting* You know what I´m gonna do? I´m gonna get myself a 1967 Cleansweep Special Edition, hot pink, with a whale skin carrying case, and all leather cow lining and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I´m gonna fly around on that baby at a hundred and fifteen miles per hour, getting one mile per clipping, sucking down Cockroach Clusters from Honeydukes in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers, and when I´m done sucking down those greaseball clusters, I´m gonna wipe my mouth with the Gryffindor coat of arms and then I´m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side, and there ain´t a God damned thing anybody can do about it!! You know why?! Because we got the Dark Lord, that´s why. Two words. Dark fucking Marks, okay?! Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw - they can have all the white magic they want. They can have a big white magic cake-walk right through the middle of Hogsmeade and it won´t make a lick of difference because we´ve got the Dark Lord, okay?! You-Know-Who´s not dead - he´s disembodied. And as soon as we find the spell to revive him, we´re gonna bring out the Dark Lord and he´s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by fifteen million times, that´s how pissed off the Dark Lord´s gonna be. I´m gonna get the Dark Lord, and Professor Snape, and my father... Harry: Hey! Draco: and Macnair Harry: Hey!! Draco: and Avery and Nott Harry: Heyheyheyhey!!! Draco: And a case of butterbeer and fly down to Scotland... Harry: Hey, you know, you really are an asshole! Draco: Why don´t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?! I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco and Harry: A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Draco: Everybody! Everyone: A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Draco: I´m an asshole... and I´m proud of it.
ויש כאן מילים גסות, סורי, הבאתי את השיר בגירסתו המקורית ולא צינזרתי, עימכם הסליחה, אבל, תיהנו !!!
איזה שיר חמוד שמצאתי ב-fanfiction.net. על דראקו, שיחד עם הארי מודה שהוא חמור (חור ***, אוקיי ? לא שמעתם את זה ממני...), למרות שאני חולקת על השיר, בגלל מס´ פאנפיקים מאוד מסויימים (DD, DS, DV), בספרים הוא כזה, אז, שימו לב: Draco: *speaking gently* Folks, I´d like to sing a song about the Wizarding Dream. About me. About you. About the way our dark hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon. We don´t know. Draco: *singing* I´m just a good-looking kid with a good-looking dad I´m your average white-haired boy who is bad I like Quidditch and porno and books about war I´ve got a Dark Arts-filled house with a nice hardwood floor My life and my broom, my friends and my looks My feet on my table, and all my Potions books But sometimes that just ain´t enough to keep a boy like me interested! Harry: Oh, no Draco: No way Harry: Uh-uh Draco: No, I´ve gotta go out and have fun At someone else´s expense Harry: Oh yeah Draco: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I walk really slow through the Hogwarts train While people behind me are going insane I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, such an asshole Draco: I piss off Ron Weasley by stealing his seat I walk around at Quidditch saying, "How about this meet?" I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco: Sometimes I follow Harry Potter around places While he tries to hex me and makes stupid faces I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s a real fucking asshole Draco: Maybe I shouldn´t be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they´re right when they tell me I´m wrong ... Naaaah! I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco: *ranting* You know what I´m gonna do? I´m gonna get myself a 1967 Cleansweep Special Edition, hot pink, with a whale skin carrying case, and all leather cow lining and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I´m gonna fly around on that baby at a hundred and fifteen miles per hour, getting one mile per clipping, sucking down Cockroach Clusters from Honeydukes in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers, and when I´m done sucking down those greaseball clusters, I´m gonna wipe my mouth with the Gryffindor coat of arms and then I´m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side, and there ain´t a God damned thing anybody can do about it!! You know why?! Because we got the Dark Lord, that´s why. Two words. Dark fucking Marks, okay?! Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw - they can have all the white magic they want. They can have a big white magic cake-walk right through the middle of Hogsmeade and it won´t make a lick of difference because we´ve got the Dark Lord, okay?! You-Know-Who´s not dead - he´s disembodied. And as soon as we find the spell to revive him, we´re gonna bring out the Dark Lord and he´s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by fifteen million times, that´s how pissed off the Dark Lord´s gonna be. I´m gonna get the Dark Lord, and Professor Snape, and my father... Harry: Hey! Draco: and Macnair Harry: Hey!! Draco: and Avery and Nott Harry: Heyheyheyhey!!! Draco: And a case of butterbeer and fly down to Scotland... Harry: Hey, you know, you really are an asshole! Draco: Why don´t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?! I´m an asshole Harry: He´s an asshole, what an asshole Draco: I´m an asshole Harry: He´s the world´s biggest asshole Draco and Harry: A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Draco: Everybody! Everyone: A-S-S-H-O-L-E! Draco: I´m an asshole... and I´m proud of it.