ממ. כאן אימורטליטי [אהא] אצל דניה. נורא קשה לנחש. בכל מקרה. אני מגישה פרויקט באנגלית על הקשר שבין שוקולד לסקס, אז. איך שוקולד משפיע עליכם במובן של תשוקה -?-, חרמנות וכל מה שמקשר אותי לנושא המרכזי? [ע"ע- סקס.] תודות.
1 The average piece of chocolate is at least six inches long. 2 Chocolates stay hard for a week. 3 Chocolate won't tell you size doesn't count. 4 Chocolates don't get too excited. 5 A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety. 6 Chocolates are easy to pick up. 7 You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket. 8 ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 9 Chocolates can get away any weekend. 10 With a chocolate you can get a single room. 11 ...and you won't have to check in as "MRS. Chocolate". 12 A chocolate will always respect you in the morning. 13 You can go to the movie with a chocolate ... and see the movie. 14 At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat. 15 Chocolate can always wait until you get home. 16 A chocolate won't eat all the popcorn. 17 ... or send you out for Milk Duds. 18 A chocolate won't drag you to a John Wayne film festival. 19 A chocolate won't ask: "Am I the first!" 20 Chocolates don't care if you are a virgin. 21 Chocolates won't tell other chocolates you're a virgin. 22 Chocolates won't tell anyone your not a virgin anymore. 23 With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once. 24 Chocolates won't write your name and number on the men's room wall. 25 Chocolates don't have sex hangups. 26 Chocolates won't make you wear kinky clothes. 27 Chocolates won't go to bed with boots on. 28 Chocolates are'nt into rope or leather. 29 You can have as many chocolates as you can handle. 30 You only eat chocolates when you feel like it. 31 Chocolates never need a round of applause. 32 Chocolates won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? 33 Chocolates aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, or hair dresser. 34 A chocolate won't want to join your support group. 35 A chocolate never wants to improve your mind. 36 Chocolates aren't into meaningful conversations. 37 Chocolates won't ask about your last lover... 38 ...or speculate about your next one. 39 A chocolate will never make a scene because there are other chocolates in the refrigerator. 40 A chocolate won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes. 41 No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh chocolate. 42 Chocolates can handle rejection. 43 A chocolate won't pout if you have a headache. 44 A chocolate won't care what time of the month it is. 45 A chocolate never wants to get it on when your nails are wet. 46 A chocolate won't give it up for lent. 47 With a chocolate, you never have to say you're sorry. 48 Chocolates don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow. 49 A chocolate won't give you a hickey. 50 Chocolates can stay up all night... 51 ...and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.