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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their >family member lay gravely ill. > >Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. > >"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried >faces. > >"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. > >It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. > >Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain >yourselves.." > >The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great >length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" > >The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a >female brain." > >The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye >contact with the women, but some actually smirked. > >A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone >wanted to ask, > >"Why is the male brain so much more?" > >The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire >group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price >of the female brains, because they've actually been used." > >SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN >HANDLE IT
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their >family member lay gravely ill. > >Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. > >"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried >faces. > >"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. > >It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. > >Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain >yourselves.." > >The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great >length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" > >The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a >female brain." > >The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye >contact with the women, but some actually smirked. > >A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone >wanted to ask, > >"Why is the male brain so much more?" > >The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire >group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price >of the female brains, because they've actually been used." > >SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN >HANDLE IT