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The Human Torch
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כמה מהאהובים עליי...
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -- What we've got here is failure to communicate -- I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! -- Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? -- I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -- What we've got here is failure to communicate -- I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! -- Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? -- I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Eowyn of Rohan
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יש להגות במבטא סקוטי כבד
Schweppesdude
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יש להגות במבטא סקוטי עוד יותר כבד
Eowyn of Rohan
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יש להגות במבטא סקוטי עוד יותר כבד מזה
עוד מבחר:
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time".
"I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect..." (יש לי גם חתימה עם הקדשה אישית של צ'אק על הספר בנושא הזה).
"I know this... because Tyler knows this".
"I felt like destroying something beautiful".
"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake".
"The things you own end up owning you".
"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?".
"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels".
"You met me at a very strange time in my life..."
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גברת פלפלת
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קלמנטיין בשמש נצחית בראש צלול: Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too דיאלוג בין מיה וולאס לוינסנט בספרות זולה: Mia: Don't you hate that ?Vincent: What ?Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable .Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence
קלמנטיין בשמש נצחית בראש צלול: Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too דיאלוג בין מיה וולאס לוינסנט בספרות זולה: Mia: Don't you hate that ?Vincent: What ?Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable .Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence
the only nona
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ממועדון ארוחת הבוקר...
שבנדר מחכה את המשפחה שלו -"fuck you"! -"no dad, what about you?!" -"fuck you!!!" וגם שהוא מחכה את המשפחה של בריאן...אני מתה על הקטע הזה
שבנדר מחכה את המשפחה שלו -"fuck you"! -"no dad, what about you?!" -"fuck you!!!" וגם שהוא מחכה את המשפחה של בריאן...אני מתה על הקטע הזה
עופר ליברגל
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וודי אלן
Silence when you're shouting at me After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark? Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican. Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome. Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark I had a good relationship with my parents. They very rarely h-... I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, they, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night My father! You who died in childbirth I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh? Miles Monroe: Right. Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in? Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever. After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down There's been a mistake! I know, I made it
Silence when you're shouting at me After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse Nancy: Have you ever been to Denmark? Fielding Mellish: I've been, yes... to the Vatican. Nancy: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome. Fielding Mellish: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark I had a good relationship with my parents. They very rarely h-... I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, they, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night My father! You who died in childbirth I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh? Miles Monroe: Right. Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in? Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever. After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down There's been a mistake! I know, I made it
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וודי אלן 2 - אנני הול
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks Annie Hall: It's so clean out here. Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows Hello? I forgot my mantra What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college I don't get a period. I'm a cartoon character I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks Annie Hall: It's so clean out here. Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows Hello? I forgot my mantra What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college I don't get a period. I'm a cartoon character I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding
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I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God. Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone You know what you are? You're God's answer to Job, y'know? You would have ended all argument between them. I mean, He would have pointed to you and said, y'know, "I do a lot of terrible things, but I can still make one of these." You know? And then Job would have said, "Eh. Yeah, well, you win Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um... Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh... Like what... okay... um... For me, uh... ooh... I would say... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh... um... and Wilie Mays... and um... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues... um... Swedish movies, naturally... Sentimental Education by Flaubert... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra... um... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh... the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women I don't wanna badmouth the kid, but he's a horrible, dishonest, immoral louse. And I say that with all due respect Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week; otherwise, what's life all about You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God. Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone You know what you are? You're God's answer to Job, y'know? You would have ended all argument between them. I mean, He would have pointed to you and said, y'know, "I do a lot of terrible things, but I can still make one of these." You know? And then Job would have said, "Eh. Yeah, well, you win Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um... Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh... Like what... okay... um... For me, uh... ooh... I would say... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh... um... and Wilie Mays... and um... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues... um... Swedish movies, naturally... Sentimental Education by Flaubert... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra... um... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh... the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women I don't wanna badmouth the kid, but he's a horrible, dishonest, immoral louse. And I say that with all due respect Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything I want what happened in the movie last week to happen this week; otherwise, what's life all about You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up
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Who is Pearl Harbor The Richmonds are flooded, electricity's gone off. God is testing us and I for one am gonna be prepared. Where's the vodka I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body. Halley Reed: Wouldn't you rather leave it to science Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, ok. It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday Where I grew up in Brooklyn we were too unhappy to commit suicide Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty God is a luxury I cannot afford The only love that lasts is unrequited love It's the Second Law of Thermodynamics: sooner or later everything turns to shit. That's my phrasing, not the Encyclopedia Britannica It's King Lear. Shakespeare Never Wrote About a King Leo I haven't been on my treadmill for weeks. 572 weeks - that's 11 years I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland
Who is Pearl Harbor The Richmonds are flooded, electricity's gone off. God is testing us and I for one am gonna be prepared. Where's the vodka I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body. Halley Reed: Wouldn't you rather leave it to science Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, ok. It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday Where I grew up in Brooklyn we were too unhappy to commit suicide Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty God is a luxury I cannot afford The only love that lasts is unrequited love It's the Second Law of Thermodynamics: sooner or later everything turns to shit. That's my phrasing, not the Encyclopedia Britannica It's King Lear. Shakespeare Never Wrote About a King Leo I haven't been on my treadmill for weeks. 572 weeks - that's 11 years I can't listen to that much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland
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For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12 I see disaster. I see catastrophe. Worse, I see lawyers I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier Doris: You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. C.W.: I know, perceptive Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler She's gorgeous. Hard to believe a Republican could be that sexual If you put our heads together, you'll hear a hollow noise was born of the Hebrew persuasion, but I converted to narcissism
For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12 I see disaster. I see catastrophe. Worse, I see lawyers I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier Doris: You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. C.W.: I know, perceptive Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler She's gorgeous. Hard to believe a Republican could be that sexual If you put our heads together, you'll hear a hollow noise was born of the Hebrew persuasion, but I converted to narcissism
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